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Slavo-Nordic Olympian War

Slavic League leaders hanged from a tree in summary execution for refusal to recognize Swiss supremacy
Date16 June 2016 - 21 August 2016 (2 months and 5 days)
Location
Result

Treaty of Rio de Janeiro

  • Dissolution of Romania into Moldavian, Wallachian, and Transylvanian successor vassal states
  • Total destruction and depopulation of Poland by Swiss nuclear weapons
  • Universal recognition of Swiss European hegemony
  • Establishment of the United Kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway
  • Devastation and major population loss in all non-Allied states
Belligerents

Nordic States and Allies:
Sweden Sweden
Denmark Denmark
 Norway
  Switzerland

 Republic of Ireland

The Slavic League:
 Poland
 Romania
 Lithuania
 Serbia

 Croatia
Commanders and leaders
Countless outstanding individuals None worth mentioning
Strength

Unified Viking armies totaling 361,000 including:

  • 149,000 Swedes
  • 135,000 Danes
  • 77,000 Norwegians

40,000 Swiss pikemen 30,000 Irish archers

Assorted freedom-loving sellswords and armed followers

Total armed forces: 72 million (entire populations mobilized for total war including):

  • 38.5 million Poles
  • 19.5 million Romanians
  • 7.1 million Serbs
  • 4.2 million Croatians
  • 2.8 million Lithuanians
Casualties and losses

Negligible

  • Several cases of beer
  • Two longboats (lost during horseplay)
Crushing, massive, and total
80,000,000 including civilian casualties