This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
-xen
This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy.
This user feels that out of processdeletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.
This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.