| ♥MD | This user LOVES Molly! (almost as much as she loves no-one in particular especially not a person who has an unusual affinity for rocks of no genre) |
| HP | This User thinks that death-eaters look like darth vader! | SW |
| G | This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. |
 | This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time... |
| HJ's | This user likes her HJ's Ben Cousins style: no burger, no fries, just coke and ice |
| FLOWERY TWATS | This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers. |
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This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball. |
| WCE | This user is Flyin' High |
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This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. |
| LOST | This user staged a bank robbery in order to steal a toy airplane. |
| Twi-Hard | This user is completely in love with Edward! |
| GA | Sarah chocoholic93 is addicted to Grey's Anatomy. |
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This user is friends with Ballerina-whale. |
| 30Y | This Wikipedian was born on 06 May 1993 and is 30 years, 11 months, and 29 days old. |
 | This user enjoys knitting. |
 | This user is not smarter than a 5th grader. |
| Name | This user's name is Bumface. |
| teen | This user is a teenager, not a stereotype. |
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This user is a roadgeek. |
| ☻ | This User ♫ always looks on the bright side of life doo-doo doo-doo ♫ | MP† |
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This user is friends with Motomooda. |
 | This user likes cows. |
 | This user digs llamas. |
| M | This user is a muggle. |
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This user's Patronus is a South American Llama. |
 | This user is a Wood Badger. |
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This user supports Horseshoe crab Conservation and is involved in Project limulus. |
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This user is old enough to know better, but still finds farts to be funny. |
 | This user comes from Australia. |
 | This user is a supporter of the Fremantle Football Club |
 | This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. |
| RE | This user's favourite subject is Religious Education. |
| IQ | This user's Intelligence Quotient is 10 - haha. |
| CT | This user ain't even bovvered. |
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie Uglies. |
 | This user is attacking you with all three dice. |
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This user can not lick his/her own elbow. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
 | This user lives in a pineapple under the sea. |
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This user prefers cold weather. |
| K.O. | This user is Dyslexic! Dyslexia Rules K.O.!! |
 | This user is an escaped genetic experiment. |
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This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks. |
 | This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me. |
 | This user is an infectious substance. |
| ! | This user is a userbox kleptomaniac. |
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This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy. |
 | This user has been using userboxes for too long and constantly refers to herself as "this user". |
| -xen | This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time. |
| This user is involved in a war on everything. |