The story of dan
• Created in 1991 for Japanese factory workers to be entertained whilst working. Started off as baby child with great intelligence, the program was called ‘family bloke’ • This had great hits through lots of factories and had funding from companies such as crud bucket radio show. • But with a unlimited budget the show was still loosing viewing ratings, some say this because of the large amount of abuse to people mentally disabled • Crud bucket fm gave up its funding to the show. With no budget and no view ratings the show was cut off
• In 1998 came a come back charismas special (despite it was showed in mid august) but this helped preventing a dictatorship in the middle east thanks to dry humour made the government realise just how important democracy is.
• This was a one off hit with dans hilarious basket ball rap
• And with all the profit it made after 5 years of merchandise being sold mostly in Germany with dans top slogan saying ‘a kh kh yeh’
• This gave him a 50,000M pounds to get dan back, Roncorp™ was introduced buying the copyrighted name off from a company owning shares in fish stock.
• Dan came back in 2002 including hit shows as Raymond ray gun and with views rising along came back crud bucket fm with a more appealing look to the audience of 5 year olds this time with no racial jokes and bad language
the characters
editthere is dan of course and his dogs and arion • In 2003 dan was about to have a break through. The character Arion was introduced. arion attracted 30 more viewers with his crazy antics. Roncorp™ was making fuck loads of profit and got it self a complete channel in the Australian tv network. But having such few cartoons wasn’t good enough. The producers spent along time and a lot of money on thinking of a new comic hero. This was very unsuccessful, but in a live show on Dan ™ the character arion was filling his role in speaking shit and came up with the comic hero supasurgen™. This was the hit Roncorp™ moved to America, UK and Kazakhstan tv.
supasurgen
• Early Supasurgen™ comic strip cartoon evolved cutting up staff in MacDonald’s and the press story of Michael Jackson being a accused pedo. But with the money and awards been given Supasurgen™ hit a rock bottom, it was sued by a company owning chocolate bars ‘super surgen bars’ (how original) this had a consequences of Supasurgen™ being cut from the show. But with much research done by the supasurgen owner (arion) discovered that Super surgen bars went out of business in the late 70s. so Supasurgen™ won the right to be played.
• But with only 6 months of not being on air the public lost interest in supasurgen.
J oconor
• Roncorp™ needed to find a new young and hip show. And along came yet another low budget show. ‘Rich n Dan in the caravan’ set in a real life caravan site with Irish pikies. This show got a massive 47 more views to roncorp tv with their crazy ideas of throwing bucket loads of whale cum at special guests. The bright idea having a set in a gypo yard wasn’t such a good idea after all as they began to steal camera equipment, the program had to be shut down after a very special appearance of mr. J. O’Connor, when he got kid napped by the pikies
• But this event gave great inspiration to the producers of dan. The spazdic button was invented, the characters dan and arion would go around to the public and pressing the button to all special needs children, and they would shoot off to spazadic land or the spazdic plane. This had a huge hit in Kazakhstan but the audiences in America weren’t so pleased so Roncorp™ cut this to be a Christmas special only.
• Supasurgen™ had came back expanding his events beyond Michael Jackson and MacDonalds. It had introduced more characters and actual story lines, and carrying on the theme of abuse to ‘spazdics’. This got supasurgen™ back onto national television!
master G
• In 2005 came back the character Richard but as a new role, a jedi night name ‘master guwahah’ this got straight away a record breaking 7 views. The program had the themes of cirus tricks from Joe bear and throwing French dictionaries at the ‘hammer head’ and Mr. J O’Connor. This show was truly brilliant, and had a long life of 1 year.
• Roncorp™ and crud bucket fm both decided that it was time to spend more effort focusing just on dan. They decided for the series in 2007 to carry on the whole emo shit by introducing the character doctor cancer. The suicide rate was going up since this series was published.
lovebyte
edit• But the story line follows on how dan got through this. Him and arion built a kickass phone box which could travel back in time. The two went back to early 80s to create one spectacular glam rock band ‘LOVEBYTE’ this really got the crowd going with dan as dizzy stixs this gave the roncorp the chance to make their own ‘roncorp music’ but they fucked it up and it never got big.
the movie
edit• The producers thought it was time to make a movie of dan. Named ‘dan the documentary’ this was very successful and sold no copies but managed to get onto bebo. yeh it was shit really
whats happening now?
editRoncorp is still going strong buy selling millions of merchandise a year (mostly condoms designed to help teenage pregnancy happen more often) .Crudbucket fm has been sued and is under reconstruction. Supasurgen™ is still a hit classic, despite no episodes have been made for 2 years now, just making money out of merchandise.
- Roncorp the dan show 17:05, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
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- (put your reason for nomination) Roncorp the dan show 17:05, 31 July 2007 (UTC)