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This user is an Aquarian.
This user was born on January 27.
This user studies at Colby College.
goon This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
BS-4This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of Bullshit.
:-tThis user is angry.
♂This user is male.
DadThis user is a father and proud of it!
This user is owned by a Dalmatian.
This user loves
The Beatles.
This user uses Azureus.
This user contributes using Firefox.
This user contributes using a laptop.
☢This user is a mutant.
.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
This user prefers cold weather.
This user supports the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
This user does not care about driving.
vn-0This user page has been vandalized 0 times.
Wikipedia is not censored.
Public domainContent contributed by this user is released into the public domain.
This user's favorite color is gray.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
This user enjoys playing blackjack.
This user enjoys playing card games.
This user is addicted to video games.
This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.
This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.
This user thinks Final Fantasy VI is the best game ever.
MIThis user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!
This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.


nip/tuckThis user wants to know what you don't like about yourself.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.
CthulhuThis user is interested in the Great Old One.
This user was born in the year of the Tiger.
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This user plays the Metroid series.
This user is probably going to Hell.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.