Language
| ubx-n | This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. |
| BS-5 | This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. |
| …in. | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. |
they
he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. |
to
too
two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
their
there
they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
your
you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
its
it's | It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
| ’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
| … | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
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Interests
 | This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
 | This user knows by heart the first 80 digits in the decimal representation of pi. |
| IT | Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? |
 | This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. |
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This is my astonishingly thrilling userpage. I know it's not really exciting or interesting, in all honesty I only created it because I didn't like seeing my username in uncreated-page red.
My username was inspired by one of the finest cars to ever grace the roads of the Earth. The "p" stands for Porsche and the "996911turbo" is the model, a 996 911 Turbo.
If you'd like to contact me, leave a message in my talk page.
My sandbox.
