Languages
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
ar-1
هذا المستخدم يتحدث اللغة العربية بمستوى مبتدئ.
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Smarts and Quirks
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is freakin' enormous.
This user has a Degree in Political Science.
SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it.
This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.
Demographics
18+This user is an adult.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
♂This user is male.
Ancestry
This user is of English ancestry.
This user is of French ancestry.
🇩🇪This user is of German ancestry.
IrelandÉireannach
This user is Irish.
Hobbies
This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!
>_<This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).
Mad Computer Skills
C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.
BASICThis user can program in BASIC.
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html>This user can write HTML.
prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.
Literary Interests
This user is a bibliophile.
This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.
This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
Big Brother is watching this user.
DilbertThis user reads the comic strip Dilbert.
This user knows
Magneto was right.
ACADEMIC JOURNALThis user has had his/her work published in an academic journal.
My Ride(s)
Chrysler 300CThis user drives a Chrysler.
This user can drive.
This user uses public transit.
Favored RSI Applications
This user loves using Google Earth.
This user prefers to use NASA World Wind over Google Earth.
What I Do Online
This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.
This user's news source is The Onion.
This user tracks their money on Where's George?
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
napThis user used Napster back when it was free.
This user is using a web browser.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.
This user contributes using a PC.
intel
inside
This user uses Intel processors exclusively.
This user contributes using a wireless connection.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
My Eating (And Drinking) Habits
This user is an omnivore.
This user eats bagels.
This user is a cereal killer.
This user eats salad.
This user eats bananas.
This user eats watermelon.
This user loves hamburgers.
This user loves to eat pizza.
C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
This user drinks beer.
This user drinks wine only when there's no more beer.
This user drinks Coca-Cola
CokeThis user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.Pepsi
CokeThis user used to drink Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla.
This user drinks water regularly.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user drinks milk.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
User:UBX/Bertucci\'s
This user is a Pizza Hutter.
Games I Play
This user just sank your battleship.
This user enjoys chess.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
S1This user is a Scrabble player.
This user enjoys playing poker.
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
XThis user plays the Xbox.
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
SC3KThis user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
My Viewing Habits
This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.
This user supports Cliff Clavin becoming the patron saint of Wikipedia.
HThis user is addicted to Vicodin.
J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.
Law & OrderThis user is a fan of Law & Order.L&O
Law & OrderThis user is a fan of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.CI
FrasierThis user doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs... they're calling again!
SNL This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.
The 4400This user is a member of the 4400.
trekThis user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.
This user watches C-SPAN.
AMThis user thinks Anchorman is super duper!
This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.
MatrixThis user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
This user's got a case of the Mondays.
TABak user derka derka derka!
STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.
SW
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This user thinks The Phantom Menace sucks more.
Where I Get My News
TCR This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.
This user reads broadsheet newspapers.
NewspaperThis user reads The Washington Post.
NewspaperThis user reads The New York Times.
NewspaperThis user reads The Economist.
This user listens to NPR.
Musical Taste
This user enjoys classical music.
This user enjoys pop music.
Mis This user can hear the people sing.
Sports Preferences
SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.
Hobbies
This user is a bibliophile.
This user enjoys cooking.
This user is interested in law.
This user is interested in maps.
This user is interested in politics.
This user is interested in religion.
This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.
This user is interested in Chinese history.
This user is interested in Ancient Rome.
This user is interested in the British Empire.
This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
Associations
KCThis user is a member of the Key Club.
This user is a former member of the worldwide family of Scouts.
Preferences
This user prefers cold weather.
This user's favourite colour is blue.
My Health
This user is near sighted.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
This user does not smoke.
This user is left-handed.
My Personality
This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.
This user is not a pet owner.
This user is
a Golden Retriever lover.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
chizodThis user does not know what Chinese astrological sign they fall under.
Where I Am
This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.
This I Believe
{{User Ecology Movement}}
This user supports the use of nuclear energy.
This user is interested in Peak Oil Theory.
This user supports recycling.
This user has arranged for organ donation; have you?
This user admires Julius Caesar.
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
{{User USA-China}}
This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.
Miscellaneous
Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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This user is made out of Carbon.
This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
Quality, not quantity.This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.


ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.

About Me edit

I grew up in Greenville, New Hampshire but moved to northern Virginia to study political science at George Mason University. I fell in love with Wikipedia when I was a student there and have been an avid user since.

My interests include political science, foreign policy, military history, the study of the Presidency, theology, GIS, geography, and remote sensing.

What's Up with Your Username, Buddy? edit

Take a look at the National Imagery Interpretability Rating Scale. You'll figure it out.

What I Do around Here edit

I'm a big fan of the United States Congress Collaboration of the Week. I'm presently working on

What I've Done edit

My Userboxes edit

The sum of my life can be expressed in my userboxes. Check them out at right.