Userboxes edit
Rather than write a detailed biography, I've decided to summarize my personality in userboxes. This allows my self-described characteristics to be indexed by Wikipedia and saves me the trouble of actually writing anything myself.
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 | This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit. |
| B | This user attends or attended Brown University. |
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This user is of Irish ancestry. |
 | This user is of German ancestry. |
 | This user has a pet cat. |
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This user understands biological evolution. |
 | This user believes "There is grandeur in this view of life..." |
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This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism. |
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This user supports stem cell research. |
 | This user supports Obama. |
 | This user is a social democrat. |
| PC | This user supports a woman's right to choose, and opposes any restrictions on abortions. |
 | This user wants to stop global warming. |
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This user prefers cold weather. |
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This user supports the use of green energy. |
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This user is against US troops invading other countries, including Iraq. |
 | This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone.† | $ £ ¥ € |
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This user believes the First Amendment guarantees freedom from religion. | 
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| File:FirstCrusade.jpg | This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion. |
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This user finds censorship offensive. |
 | This user does not smoke. |
| | Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves. |
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This user is against smoking. |
 | This user is a cross country runner. |
 | This user has completed a half marathon. |
 | This user has completed a marathon. |
| vn-2 | This user page has been vandalized twice. |
 | This user has never left the Western Hemisphere. |
 | This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere. |
 5 | This user has visited 5 of the 208 countries in the world. |
 | This user is interested in Biology. |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
| This user does not wish to disclose his email or screen name. |
 | This user's favorite subject is computing. |
 | This user is a computer scientist. |
 | This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird. |
 | This user contributes using Google Chrome or Chromium. |
 | This user prefers Windows XP over Windows Vista |  |
 | This user contributes using Windows 7 Professional. |
 | This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it. |  |
 | This user contributes using Vim. |
 | This user contributes with an IBM Model M keyboard. |
| BB | This user contributes using a broadband connection. |
 | You just lost The Game. |
 | This user eats cheese. |
| NG | This user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor." |
| its & it's | This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. |
| ’s | Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
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This user can't stand hip hop music. |
 | This user enjoys heavy metal music. |
| NW | This user is dead to the world. |
| COB | This user follows the reaper |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user loves The Beatles. |
 | This user is a fan of Bruce Springsteen |
| W&N | This user is White & Nerdy. |
 | This user is against DRM. |
| Star Wars | This user supports the Rebel Alliance. |
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This user enjoys reading almost anything. |
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This user enjoys reading science fiction. |
 | This user's hero is Isaac Asimov. |
 | This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke. |
 | This user enjoys the works of Larry Niven. |
 | This user enjoys the works of Kim Stanley Robinson. |
 | This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien. |
| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film. |
 | This user died on the barricades - June 5-6th, 1832 |
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Quoth this user, "Nevermore." |
 | This user is melancholy. |
 | This user enjoys chess. |
 | This user prefers to play games on a PC. |
| TF2 | This user's sentry is being sapped!! |
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This user prefers the Wii and the Xbox 360 over the PlayStation 3. | 
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 | This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable. |
 | This user plays games in the Super Mario series. |
 | This user loves cake. |
 | This user drinks coffee. |
 | This user drinks Mr. Grey's famous tea. |
 | This user drinks. Period. |
 | This user drinks wine. |
 | This User Prefers Dark and/or Gold Rum |
| ORG | This user would rather eat organic food than tampered-with food |  |
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This user is a carnivore. |
 | This user cannot eat spicy food under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. |
| HFCS | This user prefers foods and beverages that do not contain high-fructose corn syrup. |
 | This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza. |
 | This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive. |
 | This user eats bananas. |
 | This user enjoys French cooking. |
 | This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
| :( | This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia. |