- WP:HI!
- WP:I am WP:LIVING by my WP:SELF. It WP:RULES!
- How WP:BOLD are you on wikipedia? WP:HOW big are your WP:BALLS?
- When I WP:MOVE my bowels, my WP:WASTE resembles WP:BEANS. WP:EW!!! And it's a such a mess to WP:CLEANUP that I sometimes need WP:HELP.
- Even if I were to WP:PRAY, I don't have much WP:FAITH that it would WP:SNOW this summer, but it would be WP:COOL.
- I connect to the WP:WEB through an WP:1SP
- I try to think I have WP:OWN WP:STYLE in WP:COLOR at least in a WP:SEMI sense, but I don't care about or even WP:DISCUSS fashion and WP:ALSONOT decorating WP:LAYOUT because to me it has little WP:POINT
- I don't listen to WP:MUSIC much. And hearing it blasting from my neighbors' car stereos is not a WP:REWARD nor a WP:BOUNTY.
- I sometimes WP:SIGN on WP:OVER on WP:IRC and WP:CHAT to WP:REDIRECT my attention.
- WP:PI can calculate the WP:FORMULA of a WP:WHEEL.
- I don't have a WP:SISTER and I won't WP:HIDE and WP:STALK your's because that's WP:ABUSE.
- I try to be WP:CIVIL and cover my mouth when I WP:BRP.
- I have done the WP:MATH and I don't have much WP:CACHE WP:NOR many WP:FORKS
- I am not WP:VAIN about my WP:FOOT even when I WP:DASH.
- I know WP:HOWTO WP:PRAISE WP:TIGERS WP:AS they are WP:SUM big WP:CAT.
- I don't make WP:CUTS on my wrists or WP:ARMs for attention. It's just my WP:POLICY not to be WP:EMO.
- I don't write WP:ESSAYS about my favorite WP:STAR no matter how WP:FEATURED they are.
- I know this probably sounds like WP:BS to you and maybe you'll say, "WP:COMM on!", but I use a WP:PUMP on my WP:DICK and now it's longer than a WP:HORSE in a WP:BARN and too large to fit into a WP:SOCK. Before that it looked like a WP:STUB.
- I try to WP:ARCHIVE my WP:HD.
- Don't like someone? Tell them "WP:FUCK WP:U" with WP:FU. WP:HA WP:HA!