Kerguelen 88

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

Locale & Languages

This user is a member of the Wikipedians in Europe category

This user lives in the Netherlands.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

4	This user has set foot in 4 continents of the world.

This user's time zone is UTC+1.

00:00This user uses 24-hour time.

This user uses Commonwealth spelling.

nlDeze gebruiker heeft het Nederlands als moedertaal.

en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.

ipa-3
əThis user has an advanced understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

enm-1This led knoweth sumhwet of Englyssh.

nws-1This user newspeaks plusungoodwise.

Speliŋ RəfɔrmThis user thinks spelling should be phonetic, and uses or has created a writing system for this purpose.

eLife

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user maintains a blog.

This user owns an Xbox 360 Premium and wishes it had HDMI output capabilities.

VGThis user knows that video "games" cause an evil influence on children

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.

You just lost The Game.

This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.

ADSLThis user contributes using an
ADSL connection.

This user has his display resolution set to 1280×1024.

intel
CoreThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor.

This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

This user uses DC++.

This user uses µTorrent.

"Real Life"

This user was born in the Year of the Dragon.龍

This user drinks. Period.

Java-4This user is an expert coffee drinker.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

CCVThis user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.

PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

This user is left-handed.

This user is a Sudoku addict.

CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.

This user is a history buff.

This user plays handball.

This user enjoys indie rock.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

This user reads webcomics.

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in English.

This user is against communism.

Misc

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

This user likes
Starbucks Coffee.

This user's mobile phone and data services provider is T-Mobile.

This user still remembers these.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

This user types with their feet.

This user has an iPod.

NewsThis user reads broadsheet newspapers.

AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated

AchewoodThis user knows that Achewood is a momentary diversion on the road to the grave.

This user reads Penny Arcade.

QCThis user reads Questionable Content. So should you.

This user reads Three Panel Soul.

LeoThis User Reads VGcats Comics

xkcdThis user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.

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This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.