Are you sitting comfortably?
Good.
Then we'll begin.

I'm just another average, everyday Wikipedian, who tries to edit responsibly and keep articles legible. I was previously known as RedZionX, and changed my username on February 25, 2008.

If you ever see that I have made an edit that does not seem logical, or that I have deleted legitimate content/reverted an edit that was not vandalism, don't hesitate to let me know on my talk page. I use rollback, and occasionally make a mistake. If it's brought to my attention, I will correct it.

I've also an account on Simple English Wikipedia, under the username Schlechter Wolf. If you happen to be wandering around over there, don't hesitate to give me a shout, I don't bite.

As for what's currently going on? I've been away from Wikipedia for far too long. I had become so sick of the endless mindless content disputes and the RFA system that ignored all good a user's done in favor of pointing out a few minor mistakes, that I was seriously demoralized. And good users who passed RFA became heartless Adminators who spend too much time involved in drama instead of fixing backlogs. In the words of an editor whom I greatly respect: "...good faith doesn't exist on Wikipedia any more... neither do standards either...."

I had really hoped someday to be an admin, more to tackle the constant backlog of boring little cleanup tasks that require sysop privileges, but as I am not an extrovert I have trouble becoming 'popular' and therefore would utterly fail at an RFA. Plus, since I am not able to use fancy tools like Huggle and rely on old-fashioned rollback and template memorization, I can't even hope to keep up with the fast vandal-busters who write like fifth graders yet know how to push buttons on an application to rack up thousands of edits a day and receive massive amounts of publicity for it.

You know what? Good for them. All the best of luck towards everybody on this site. Wikipedia is a fantastic project, and we need those button-mashers for it to succeed. I'm sure even drama queens administrators have a place here, as I've met quite a few whom I admire amidst the sea of over-reactive twits who throw block warnings around when your slow 'undo' accidentally undoes their tool-assisted revert.

Pages of general usefulness

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Right here is the kitty litter pan that I use to experiment with and write articles in.

And this is the userbox page. I'm still working on it; eventually it will contain all of the userboxes I have made and code so that other people can use them as well.

Slightly less important is the siggy page, where I store all of my signatures that I have made.

This link is what I would be working on, if I had anything to work on.

Auf Wiedersehen!
VANDALISM THREAT
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The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
For taking the challenge and warning 100 vandals, I, Sharkface217, hereby award you this barnstar. Good job! --Sharkface217 02:22, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
The Barnstar of Good Humor
for having a tight name CrazedKid (talk) 04:58, 3 May 2008 (UTC)