Flatulent Missionary Prophet

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This user is a citizen of the European Union.	This user comes from Portugal.	This user thinks capitalism is the best of all evils.
This user is interested in the stock market	NASDAQThis user is a stock investor and trades in the NASDAQ stock exchange.	This user's favourite subject is Economics.
This user prefers goods and services designed or made in the eurozone (even if manufactured or assembled abroad).	This user knows that free trade protects more jobs than tariffs do.	This user knows that tax cuts increase freedom and growth.
This user believes that unbridled democracy is fundamentally flawed, but it's the best we have.	This user supports sustainable living.	This user enjoys gardening.
This user likes airsoft and air guns in general.	This user uses Steam for digital distribution.	hedThis user is a hedonist.
This user supports Julian Assange and Wikileaks.	???This user was formerly known by so many other inactive usernames that he cannot remember them anymore.	The use of low visibility ads in a not-for-profit Wikipedia is the best financing solution for it.
This user wants all states of Europe to join the EU.	This user wants all of Europe to adopt the euro.	EU member states that reject the euro or do not have criteria to join the eurozone, should leave the European Union and become at most EU partners.
This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation.	This user supports the Zionist movement.	This user supports the reunification of the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.‡32
This user supports a free Tibet.‡	This user supports the best and largest creation of the Portuguese.	This user stands for the regionalization of Portugal.
PSVThis user is a fan of PSV Eindhoven.	Red BullsThis user is a fan of Red Bulls.	Bayer LeverkusenThis user is a fan of Bayer Leverkusen.
This user supports Formula One.	This user is a feminist.	This user likes to learn free vocabulary & give free rice.
This user loves hamburgers.	This user drinks Coca-Cola often	This user enjoys ice cold Jägermeister
This user participates in the Ibercivis distributed computing platform.	This user uses BOINC and participates in many volunteer distributed computing projects.	F@HThis user contributes to the Folding@home project.