DiscoLava

Welcome to DiscoLava's WikiPage ^[1]! Yay! edit

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Proof of inexsistence of time and of 100% pure or total anything in this universe. edit

^[2] $a=1{\text{ and }}b=1{\text{ so }}a=b$ .

Obviously, $a^{2}=a^{2}$ .

Subtracting equation 1 from equation 2 yields...

$a^{2}-b^{2}=a^{2}-ab$

"We can factor both sides of the equation; $a^{2}-ab{\text{ equals }}a(a-b).$

[Also], $a^{2}-b^{2}{\text{ equals }}(a+b)(a-b)$ ...

Substituting into equation 3, we get"

$(a+b)(a-b)=a(a-b)$

Now, divide both sides of the equation by $(a-b)$ and you get:

$a+b=a$

Subtract $a$ from both sides and the final product is...

$b=0$

But wait! $b=1$ , so...

$1=0???$

Multiply $1=0$ by $time$ and you get...

$time=0$

No time? Well, if you did not know this, we just used math to prove history. Time is a man-made concept.

Also, $(1=0)*100\%=(100\%=0)$

No 100%. Done.

^ I coined this term.
^ Some math taken from Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea, pages 217-219.

Stuff

Woo! Innovation!

Time edit

This user's time zone is EST.

This user is diurnal.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

Languages edit

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

ja-1

この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

...

This user would like to know all existing languages.

Pluto edit

(Yeah. It deserves its own category)

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

Computers edit

Java-1

This user is a beginning Java programmer.

html-3

This user is an advanced html programmer.

Lolcat

I CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1

This user is proud to be a nerd, although he prefers not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.

Lipsum

This user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.

~~Comic Sans~~

This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user wishes they had a Mac.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

This user has no cell phone.

Google edit

This user's favourite search engine is Google.

This user likes using Google.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Don't be evil

This user would be lost without Google.

G

This user prefers Google over Yahoo.

Y

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

Color/Colour edit

Cyan

This user's favourite colour is cyan.

This user likes all of the colors.

Food edit

This user loves to chew gum!

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for his health & success in life.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats popcorn.

This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable.

This user likes Lemons.

This user loves cake.

Games edit

GAME

This user plays "the Game".

Board Games edit

This user is a checkers player.

This user plays Jenga.

Card Games edit

Cards

This user enjoys playing card games.

Cards

This user enjoys playing Uno.

Video Games edit

AYB

This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

Diff M

This user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.

1337

This user can write & read in 1337.

This user plays a PS2.

This user is a Nintendo fanboy.

This user thinks the Nintendo DS is the best handheld game console ever!

GAME OVER

This user will insert more coins to continue.

This user plays Guitar Hero on easy.

This user enjoys playing Fantasy Football.

Animals edit

This user is not a pet owner.

This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.

Math edit

e^{i\pi \ }

This user is a mathematician.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

SI ?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.

$\pi \neq {\frac {p}{q}}$

This user can prove that

\pi

is irrational.

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

5+5=10

This user likes decimal.

8+8=10

This user likes hexadecimal.

1112

This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.

10

This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

This user knows 19 digits of pi.

0.{\bar {9}}=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

This user loves watching the Mandelbrot set.

This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.

Harry Potter edit

HP

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

R.H.

This user is a fan of Rubeus Hagrid.

Pro
Quid

This user is a professional
Quidditch player.

This user's Patronus is a rabbit.

O.W.L.

This user passed his O.W.L.s.

Anim

This user is an Animagus, and takes the form of a owl.

DA

This user is a member of
Dumbledore's Army

This user is a member of the
Order of the Phoenix.

Well... edit

This user needs just one more userbox on his page!

This user over-uses userboxes.

UBX!

This user thinks he/she uses too many Userboxes.

[1] I coined this term.

[2] Some math taken from Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea, pages 217-219.

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