A Brief History of Me
Languages:
en This user is a native speaker of English.
1337-0 This user has no idea what 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words.
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
fgn-0 This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign language, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.
dlph-1 Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

Memberships:
HP This user is a member of the Harry Potter WikiProject.
This user is a member of the
Counter Vandalism Unit.
:) This user is part of the
Welcoming Committee.
This user is a recent changes patroller.
Computer Related:
FF This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user has a dual monitor configuration
Google This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
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IRC
This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.
Wikipedia Related:
The English Wikipedia has 6,819,650 articles.
' This user supports Wikipedians against censorship.
-3 This user is an advanced userbox user.
314 I scored a 314 on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake please let them know.
Since no-one is perfect, this user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.
Public domain Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain.
This user maintains a policy of mass annihilation for vandals
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
Wikipedia is not censored for minors.
merge This user is a Wikipedia mergist.
Personal:
File:FirstCrusade.jpg This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.
dad This user is a father.
This user is male.
This user comes from
Great Britain.
This user lives in Yorkshire.
This user is a heterosexual.
This user is a Gemini.
File:James randi.jpg This user is skeptical of superstitions such as the Zodiac.
This user supports recycling.
This user is against the Euro.
This user condemns fox hunting.
This user is evil, and frequently says muahaha


S This user is a Slytherin.
C2H6O-3 This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.
This user enjoys cooking.
This user drinks Assam & Earl Grey tea.
This user is proud to be English.
This user does not smoke
This user condemns seal hunting.