I'm a senior in Computer Engineering/Mobile and Internet Programming at HTBLuVA Pinkafeld. I don't really know what else to put here so here, have a ridiculously large amount of userboxes:

Language and Location
Flag of Europe and Austria.svgThis user is AustroEuropean.
Burgenland Wappen.svgThis user lives in Burgenland.
deDieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
nl-2Deze gebruiker heeft een middelmatige kennis van het Nederlands.
BilingualThis user is fluent in two languages.
This user prefers to use
American English spelling.
asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.
bash-4This user is an expert Bash programmer.
BASIC-0This user does not understand BASIC, or refuses to program in it.
C-4This user is an expert C programmer.
C++-NThis user is a fluent C++ programmer.
js-4This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.
forThis user can program in Fortran.
Gogophercolor.pngThis user is an expert Go programmer.
hs-NThis user sees the world around them in Haskell.
Java-3This user is an advanced Java programmer.
Lisp(lambda (user)
    (setf (lisp-p user) t))
MATThis user is a MATLAB programmer and user.
Perl-3This user is an advanced Perl programmer.
php-0This user does not understand PHP, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in PHP.
PL/1-3This user is an advanced PL/1 programmer.
py-4This user is an expert Python programmer.
RThis user can program in R.
reThis user writes regular expressions to find everything around the house.
Scratch-4This user is an expert Scratch programmer.
SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.
TclThis user is a Tcl scripter.
This user loves Recursion!
This user loves Recursion!
This user loves Recursion!
This user loves Recursion!
This user loves Recursion!
Nuvola apps emacs.pngThis user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it.Tux.svg
Openlogo-debianV2.svgThis user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.
Virtualbox logo.pngThis user puts OSes inside OSes with VirtualBox.
This user uses QEMU to run virtual machines and to emulate processors.
WINE-logoThis user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!
DOSBox icon.pngThis user relives the good old days with DOSBox.
Linux This user has loaded a multitude of operating systems on dozens of computer(s).
Free software logosThis user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
Copyleft.svgThis user prefers and supports Copyleft licensing.
Inkscape logo 2.svgThis user uses Inkscape extensively.
The GIMP icon - gnome.svgThis user uses GIMP.
PidginThis user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
Logo xchat.pngThis user uses XChat
for chatting on IRC.
LaTeX logo.svgThis user uses LaTeX and admires its power.
This user uses Texmaker for editing in LaTeX.
Crystal 128 k3b.pngThis user burns CDs with K3b.
VLC Icon.svgThis user contributes while using VLC Media Player.
Audacity.pngThis user records with Audacity.
This user contributes while listening to Clementine.
Puffy.pngThis user networks Linux PCs with OpenSSH and SSHFS.
LibreOffice icon 3.3.1 48 px.svgThis user writes with LibreOffice.
Transmission icon.pngThis user uses Transmission.
Evince logo.svgThis user reads PDFs with Evince.
Vimlogo.svgThis user contributes using Vim.
MIDIThis user creates MIDI files with a hex editor or assembler.
Iceweasel icon.svg This user contributes using Iceweasel.
ABPThis user enjoys an ad-free internet thanks to Adblock Plus.
NoScriptThis user employs NoScript to control which websites may run JavaScript.
Hobbies, Interests, and the like
Camera-video.svgThis user enjoys filmmaking.
A fountain penThis user prefers to write with a fountain pen.
Aiga railtransportation 25.svgThis user supports public transit.
Fucking, Austria, street sign cropped.jpg
This user has been to Fucking Austria.
Asahiflex600.jpgThis user enjoys photography.
RAWThis user takes photographs in the RAW format.

10MPThis user has a camera with a resolution higher than 10 megapixels.
International draughts.jpgThis user is a checkers player.
This user enjoys playing card games.

Chess rlt45.svgThis user enjoys playing Chess.
Igloo icon.svg This user prefers cold weather.
PD-icon.svgThis user is against DRM.
Nuvola apps kugar.svg
This user is a furry.
miniaturThis User is a Member of the Federation of the Red Cross & Red Crescent
Gender, Sexuality, Health, and other Traits
Genderqueer Pride Flag.svgThis user identifies as genderqueer.
theyThis user prefers to be referred to using singular they.
</label>This user does not wish to limit his or her sexual experiences by applying a label indicating a specific sexual orientation.
This user is polyamorous.
Triskelion points black.png This user is into BDSM.
BDSM collar back cropped.pngThis user is a switch.
YAThis user is a young adult.
CTS Template.jpg This user suffers from carpal tunnel syndrome.
Drawn heart.svg
This user has a heart condition.
Nuvola apps important.svgThis user suffers from panic attacks.
Face-surprise.svg This user has social anxiety.
ASThis user is an Autistic Savant.
Autism spectrum infinity awareness symbol.svgThis user is Autistic - and a person not a puzzle.
PSYThis user lives with episodes of psychosis.