AmE-0 This user dislikes American 'English' (common grammatical and spelling errors mistaken for dialect).
This user is proud to be British.
This user's favourite colour is blue.
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever she decides to get up today.
This user is owned by one or more cats.
ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
This user is straight
but not narrow.
This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.
♀This user is female.
:-/This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.

SOFFA
This user identifies as a significant other, friend, family, or ally of one or more transgender, transsexual, or genderqueer people.


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A user of RPoL.

Causes fools to suffer, gladly.

^_^