Clerks

Clerks. Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.
Directed by	Kevin Smith
Written by	Kevin Smith
Produced by	Scott Mosier
Starring	Brian O'Halloran Jeff Anderson Marilyn Ghigliotti Lisa Spoonhauer Jason Mewes Kevin Smith
Distributed by	Miramax Films
Release date	1994 Sundance Film Festival
Running time	92 min.
Language	English
Budget	$27,575 (original) $230,000 (after post-production)

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My current favourite article is Towel Day. It's celebrated on May 25th all around the galaxy.

Former favourite articles

• Osel Hita Torres. This guy was selected to be the Dalai Lama's reincarnation buddy, but he has ditched.
• Dabbawala. This is a food delivery system that makes FedEx look sloppy.
• Chronology protection conjecture. Stephen Hawking tried to use this to prove time travel wasn't possible.
• National Courtesy Campaign (Singapore). I want to start one of these in Canada. It's just crazy enough that it might work.

• Saparmurat Niyazov. This former ruler of Turkmenistan looked like Wayne Newton and acted like Pee-wee Herman.
• Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race and Balto. The race is on.
• Flag of Bikini Atoll. I would love to see someone carrying this flag at the Olympics.
• Blue Peter badge. Interesting British tradition with scandal to boot.
• The Prophet (book). This is an amazing book. It is often quoted at weddings and in advertisements.
• Marvin the Martian. This is my favourite Looney Tunes character.
• Arbitration: Episodes. Real life drama in Wikipedia world.
• Tourist guy. Proof that after sadness comes joy.
• Truthiness. Another fine example of why I love Wikipedia.
• Princess Isabella of Denmark. One of the youngest people (Oct 9, 2007) to have a Wikipedia article.
• Naegleria fowleri. Scary man killing amoeba.
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes. There are at least a dozen quotes here that could become my favourite article.
• Michael Larson. He is a famous game show contestant.
• Autodidacticism. I had to teach myself what this word meant.
• Henohenomoheji. A face made of Japanese characters.
• SMERSH (James Bond). Thee bad guys.
• Arbre du Ténéré. A sacred tree in the desert.
• Backronym. Like an acronym, but different.
• Irony mark. A sarcastic question mark.
• Riot Act. I can't believe they really used these two sentences to break up a crowd.
• Virgin ritual at NJ Festival of Ballooning. I started this one after reading about it in the paper.
• Butterfly kick. It has a cool motion picture demo.
• Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. On the tv show I really enjoyed how he would use his full name when he referred to himself in the third person.
• Felicific calculus. The happiness calculator.
• Emasculators. Scary article with pictures.
• Caligula. The subject is interesting and it is mentioned in the Seinfeld episode- The Jimmy.
• Onomatopoeia. A word or a grouping of words that imitates the sound. Whoa!
• Bekim Kastrati. A real soccer player whose name ironically suggests David Beckham is a castrati (castrated singer).
• Venetia Phair. Interesting article about the girl who named the ice rock formerly known as Pluto.
• No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man. Funny title.
• Mary Marvel. Sexy comic book character, with an interesting past.
• Lucky Number Slevin and Se7en. Both good movies with interesting articles and creative titles.
• Cloud suck. Funny name.
• Six Degrees of Separation (film). This is one of my favourite plays and I liked the movie as well.
• Jessica Lee Rose. She was the actress who played lonelygirl15 on Youtube. I wonder if she can start a real acting career.
• The Gift of the Woodi. I liked this episode of Cheers so much that I created an article for it. It's the one with the K-E-L-L-Y song[1].
• White trillium, I thought it was illegal to pick Ontario's official flower until I read this article
• Falkirk Wheel, amazing engineering feat with great photos
• David Suzuki, Canadian environmentalist
• List of Bullshit! episodes, Penn & Teller host this show with really interesting topics
• Jadarite, newly found mineral that is closely related to the fictional mineral Kryptonite
• Theorbo, musical instrument that I wish I could play
• Alcohol flush reaction, condition I suffer from
• Poor Pussy, game with a funny name
• Bruce effect, abortion is natural
• Snottite, funny name

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