So yeah, I'm Clarinet Hawk. I've been doing some editing on here enough that I figured I'd create an account. I do most of my wiki work on the Smash Wiki, where I am a sysop. As for the user name, I'm a clarinet player studying at the University of Iowa, so it seemed appropriate. Some people call me foghorn. That should be more than enough information for any creepy stalker to figure out who I am and gas me and make a wind chime out of my genitals. No, this isn't a joke page.