Languages edit

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
de-3Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse.
<html>This user can write HTML.

Life edit

NameThis user's name is Callum.
 This user is male.
teenThis user is a teenager.
 This user is heterosexual.
 This user is a Libran.
 This user was born in the Year of the Monkey.
G This user's favourite colour is Green.
 This user has blue eyes.


 This user has astigmatism.
 This user is right-handed.
 This user has an innie navel.
 This user has brown hair.

Location, Politics and Religion edit

 This user lives in the United Kingdom.
 This user lives in Dorset.
 This user lives in Bristol.
 Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.
  This user is proud to be a citizen of the European Union
 This user wants United Kingdom
to adopt the euro.
 
LABThis user supports Labour.

 This user swears by Science that he is an atheist.

Education edit

 This user is a university student.
MATHThis user's favorite subject is Mathematics.
 This user is an advanced mathematician.
  This user has a keen interest in physics.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
 Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
This user knows how to
Find X.
 
 This user loves problem solving.

Driving edit

Driver's
license
This user has a driver's license.
VauxhallThis user drives a Vauxhall.

Sport edit

 This user is a footballer.
RBThis user's football position is Right back. 
MU
FC
This user supports
Manchester United F.C.
MAN
UTD
This user enjoys the events that unfold in the FIFA World Cup.
Bring on 2026!
  This user supports
The Three Lions
 This user is a track runner.

Games edit

 This user enjoys playing Sudoku.
GAMEThis user plays "the Game".
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my £200?)

Food & drink edit

 This user is a carnivore.
 This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.
 
This user loves
Chinese cuisine.
 This user loves
Indian cuisine.
 This user loves
Italian cuisine
 
This user likes Mexican food
 
 This user drinks tea.
 This user drinks. Period.
 Beer respects me.

Music edit

 This user has an iPod.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user enjoys pop music.
 This user contributes while using iTunes.
 This user plays the clarinet.
orchThis user plays in an orchestra.

Books and TV edit

 This user enjoys reading thrillers.
 This user has a television set.
FreeThis user's TV service provider is Freeview.
BBCThis user supports the BBC.
itv1This user watches ITV1.
SThis user used to watch Setanta.
 This user is a Doctor Who fan.
TGThis user wonders what time the Stig would clock in a Dacia Sandero.
MTWThis user likes to Mock the Week.

Computers edit

  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user contributes using Windows 7 Home Premium.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
f
This user diligently maintains a facebook profile.
  This user uses Google Maps.
 This user uses Windows Live Hotmail as a primary email service.
BTThis user's Internet service provider is BT Broadband.
OrangeThis user's mobile phone provider is Orange Mobile.

Funny stuff edit

OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.
  This user is old enough to know better, but still finds farts to be funny.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Michael McIntyre.
 The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

And finally edit

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.


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