ok this is my userbox page because they used to be in my main page but it looked Really Bad. For my political beliefs (to put what my edits are/what articles they're in into perspective) see User:Bumpf/UBX/Pol

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
YoshiThis user's favorite character from the Mario series is Yoshi.
SM64This user plays Super Mario 64 and/or its remake.
U.S.
spelling
This user prefers to use
American English spelling.
tough, though, through, thoughtThis user supports
English spelling reform.
py-1This user is a beginning Python programmer.
This user programs in the awesome language of Python.
This user has a pro-Wikipedia bias.
Robot laurierThis user wanted to thank bots before that ability was implemented.
This user knows the Wikipede is the true mascot of Wikipedia.1
This user believes Wikipe-tan established a cult of personality and is now destroying Wikipedia.
This user does not want to get involved in Wikipedia politics, including elections and requests for permissions.
Chicago,
Illinois
This user thinks articles about large U.S. cities should follow the "City, State" format, not just "City".
This Wikipedian hates seeing red.
Miles per hourThis user thinks articles about "per" units should follow the "foos per bar" format, not "foo per bar".
This user is opposed to
political censorship.
RfAThis user thinks most administrators do a good job but has no wish to join them.
This editor will never self-nominate nor accept a nomination at WP:RFA.
☹ This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.
This user knows that his user page is a mess, and likes it that way.
:-)This user has not deleted the Main Page.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This space is for rent.
This user is an advanced toilet user.
0This user has 0 centijimbos.
This userbox is crooked.
This user is easily distracted.
This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do his work for him.
This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.)
This userbox is with stupid.
This userbox is with stupid.
This user thinks that marriage is the main reason for divorces.
This user enjoys looking at images that they do not understand.
This user thinks the dress is white and gold!
This editor is a
Person
.
Oh, worm?
This user likes stupid pictures
This user finds Conservapedia hilarious.
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Make America
Grate Again!
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This user is a sockpuppet... literally.
This user has just wasted both their time and yours placing this userbox on their profile, because it says absolutely nothing important, interesting or relevant to anything.LOL
This user is a WikiPlatypus.
This user is a WikiHobbit.
This user is a Wikidee.
This user scored 244 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1042085825).
This editor is a WikiGnome.
This user is a Wikipedian.
This user is of Ukrainian ancestry.
MM GIF 2This user remembers:
Memes Matter
This user has adopted the typo "parralel" to nurture.
This user made a wrong turn and ended up at the other end of Wikipedia.