This user is from the planet Earth .
This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute .
M.D. This user watches House .
B This user loves speaking bogan .
DD They made this user do it .
This user likes sleazy pickup lines used by Lord Flasheart on Blackadder .
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
This user owns one or more dogs .
HIS This user's favourite subject is History .
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator . Someday. Maybe.
This user loves you . So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?
This user is a ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user hates boohbah but finds herself strangely obsessed with them.
This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.
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