Ah, yes, "User Pages"... Pages on Wikipedia for interpersonal discussion, notices, testing and drafts, and, if desired, limited autobiographical and personal content. We have dismissed this claim.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user is a Canadian.
This user attends or attended
Simon Fraser University.
This user is interested in Criminology.
This user prefers warm weather.
This user lives with seasonal affective disorder.
Steak This user is a carnivore.
This user loves bacon!
MRThis user enjoys their steak Medium rare.
This user is left-handed.
VANThis user is a fan of the
Vancouver Canucks.
PITThis user is a fan of the
Pittsburgh Penguins
This user supports the
Canadian Armed Forces
abcThis user is a red belt in Taekwondo.跆拳道
This user bought a Wii and realized it was pretty lame and now it sits in their closet while they play PS3/360.
This user owns a 40 GB PlayStation 3 and wishes it had PS2 backwards compatability.
This user generally supports the death penalty, but feels it should only be used against those convicted of the most serious crimes (murder, rape, etc.).
This user does not smoke.
This user is anti-cannabis.
Our Troops fighting narcotics smugglers This user supports drug prohibition and our troops in the War on Drugs.
This user opposes removing guns from the civilian populace.
This user is against
strict gun control.

User:Lawyer2b/CCW

This user is a masculist.
♂♀This user supports gender equality.
This user likes alternative rock.
This user can't stand hip hop music.
fan-3 This user thinks that {{{2}}} is the best video game series ever established.
BYHDThis user is going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN with lemons!
L4DThis user was Left 4 Dead.
L4D2This user was Left 4 Dead...Again.
MC This user plays Minecraft.
This user works for CTU.
PBThis user loves Prison Break!
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
This user watches COPS.
DOG IN DOG WE TRUST: This user is a fan of DOG the Bounty Hunter.
I have the SolutionThis user watches Flashpoint.
WTF?This user ALWAYS TRIES to leave an edit summary