List of Mama's Family episodes

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Below is a list of episodes for the 1980s television sitcom Mama's Family.

Series overview

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Season Episodes First aired Last aired Network
1 13 January 22, 1983 (1983-01-22) May 7, 1983 (1983-05-07) NBC
2 22 September 29, 1983 (1983-09-29) April 7, 1984 (1984-04-07)
3 25 September 27, 1986 (1986-09-27) March 28, 1987 (1987-03-28) Syndicated
4 25 September 26, 1987 (1987-09-26) March 26, 1988 (1988-03-26)
5 25 November 5, 1988 (1988-11-05) May 27, 1989 (1989-05-27)
6 20 September 23, 1989 (1989-09-23) February 24, 1990 (1990-02-24)

NBC Ratings

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Season Episodes Start date End date Nielsen rank Nielsen rating Tied with
1982–83 13 January 22, 1983 May 7, 1983 59[1] N/A N/A
1983–84 22 September 29, 1983 April 7, 1984 66 13.6[2] The Mississippi, Automan

Episodes

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Season 1 (1983)

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11"Vint and the Kids Move In"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Dick Clair,
Jenna McMahon
January 22, 1983 (1983-01-22)7004
Vinton Harper, Mama's only son, drops by to announce that he and his children, Buzz and Sonja, have been evicted from their house. He is hoping they can stay with Mama until he gets back on his feet. Against the wishes of her sister and roommate Fran, Mama agrees. Vinton is also reunited with Naomi Oates, his high-school crush and Mama's next-door neighbor.
22"For Better or for Worse"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Rick Hawkins,
Liz Sage
January 29, 1983 (1983-01-29)7005
Mama becomes overcome with anger after Vint and Naomi spend the night together and she learns that they plan to marry, move to Arizona, and run a trailer park.
33"The Wedding: Part 1"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Rick Hawkins,
Liz Sage
February 5, 1983 (1983-02-05)7006
Mama's daughter Eunice overhears her sister Ellen, Mama, and Fran gossip about how having her sing at Vint's wedding would ruin the ceremony. In revenge, Eunice tells Ellen a secret about her husband that the others knew all along.
44"The Wedding: Part 2"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van
February 12, 1983 (1983-02-12)7007

Vint and Naomi's wedding takes place, but upon discovering that their business deal was a scam that cost them all their money, the family returns to live in Mama's house.

Note: This is the only NBC episode in which the entire cast appears together.
55"Family Feud"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Gene PerretFebruary 19, 1983 (1983-02-19)7013

Vint takes the family on the game show Family Feud (with Richard Dawson), so they can attempt to win $10,000.

Notes: This is the first time Mama would appear on a game show; she will later appear on Jeopardy! in a Season 4 episode. Betty White and Richard Dawson both appeared together on the game show Match Game. Rue McClanahan and Karin Argoud do not appear in this episode.
66"Cellmates"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Dick Clair,
Jenna McMahon
February 26, 1983 (1983-02-26)7008

Mama, Vint and Ed throw Eunice a surprise birthday party at the Bigger Jigger, but a ruckus ensues causing Eunice and Mama to be arrested and spend the evening in a jail cell.

Notes: The picture of Eunice's high-school crush, Duke Reeves, is actually executive producer Joe Hamilton, Carol Burnett's husband at the time. Dorothy Lyman, Rue McClanahan, Eric Brown, and Karin Argoud do not appear in this episode.
77"Mama Gets a Job"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
S : Don Emerson King
T : Gene Perret
March 5, 1983 (1983-03-05)7012

After learning that Aunt Effie has gotten a job as a filing clerk at the courthouse, Mama gets a job and must juggle learning how to use an office phone, dealing with customers, and being interrupted by phone calls from her over-dependent relatives.

Note: Rue McClanahan does not appear in this episode.
88"Double Standard"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Rich OrloffMarch 12, 1983 (1983-03-12)7011

Buzz and Sonja are getting ready for their high school's Homecoming dance, but Vint gives the younger Buzz a later curfew because he is a boy.

Note: This is the first of two appearances for Sonja's on-again/off-again boyfriend Michael. He also appears in "A Grave Mistake," the final NBC episode. Rue McClanahan does not appear in this episode.
99"Mama's Boyfriend"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Gary JacobsMarch 19, 1983 (1983-03-19)7010

Mama has a date with her old beau Woody, whom she has not seen in 40 years, and they decide to spend the weekend together out of town against her family's wishes.

Note: Dorothy Lyman does not appear in this episode.
1010"Fran's Dress"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Jerry Ross,
Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van
March 26, 1983 (1983-03-26)7003

Mama accidentally scorches the dress Fran is to wear at an awards banquet that evening, and she and Ellen must race to find a replacement before Fran returns home.

Note: Dorothy Lyman does not appear in this episode.
1111"Alien Marriage"Roger BeattyJim Evering,
Dorothy Van
April 2, 1983 (1983-04-02)7002
In this flashback episode set prior to marrying Naomi, Vint's shady friend Claude Canemaker offers him $1600 to marry a girl from Portugal so she can stay in the country. Mama decides she must break up the wedding after her neighbor Naomi informs her that it's illegal.
1212"Positive Thinking"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
S : Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van
T : Dick Clair,
Jenna McMahon
April 30, 1983 (1983-04-30)7009

Eunice starts listening to a positive-thinking tape and her outlook is transformed into newfound optimism and self-confidence, but her cheeriness quickly fades as she is pushed around by the people in her life.

Note: This was Harvey Korman's final appearance as Ed Higgins, although he continued to play host Alistair Quince at the opening of the show through the end of Season 2. These openings were edited out when the show was put into syndication.
1313"Mama's Silver"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
S : Rick Hawkins,
Liz Sage
T : Dick Clair,
Jenna McMahon
May 7, 1983 (1983-05-07)7001

In another flashback episode, Vinton gets a call from his ne'er-do-well friend Claude Canemaker, who needs $250 to post bail, and Vint secretly pawns Mama's silver when no one will lend him the money.

Note: Dorothy Lyman does not appear in this episode.

Season 2 (1983–84)

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141"Flaming Forties"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van
September 29, 1983 (1983-09-29)210
Buzz and Sonja organize a dance to raise money for a gymnasium, but when the band gets arrested before the dance, Mama steps in to save the day.
152"The Return of Leonard Oates"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Rick Hawkins,
Liz Sage
October 13, 1983 (1983-10-13)203
Naomi's second husband, Leonard Oates (Jerry Reed), returns to town wealthy, wanting to take Naomi away with him to Florida.
163"Country Club"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Gene PerretOctober 20, 1983 (1983-10-20)204

When Ellen is awarded Raytown's "Woman of the Year" at the Raytown Country Club, Mayor Tutweiler invites her family to the ceremony, where their crude behavior embarrasses her.

Note: Rue McClanahan, Eric Brown, and Karin Argoud do not appear in this episode.
174"Naomi and the Stork"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Katherine GreenOctober 27, 1983 (1983-10-27)209
Naomi is ailing and all signs point to her being pregnant, causing friction in the household as no one wants to give up their room for the new baby.
185"Rashomama"Roger Beatty,
Dick Martin
Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van,
Rick Hawkins,
Liz Sage
November 3, 1983 (1983-11-03)206

Mama is in the hospital, having been hit on the head with a stew pot. In flashbacks, Naomi, Ellen, and Eunice each tell Vint a different account of how it happened.

Notes: This was Carol Burnett's final physical appearance in the series, although in "Mama's Birthday", Burnett can be heard singing "Happy Birthday" to Mama on the telephone. Rue McClanahan, Eric Brown, and Karin Argoud do not appear in this episode.
196"Obscene Call"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Roger BeattyNovember 10, 1983 (1983-11-10)211

After Naomi starts receiving obscene telephone calls, Mama, Fran and Vint initially suggest it is Naomi's fault because of her clothes and personality, but they quickly realize how indiscriminate the caller is while Naomi is away.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson was replaced with royalty-free music. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
207"Ellen's Boyfriend"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Jim ParkerNovember 17, 1983 (1983-11-17)212

Ellen starts dating a much-younger man named Glen and hides him from her family because of the age difference. Meanwhile, Vinton wins a dinner for four...at the restaurant where Ellen and Glen are dining that evening.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, "The Second Time Around" was replaced with royalty-free music. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
218"Aunt Gert Rides Again"Roger Beatty,
Dick Martin
Philip Jayson Lasker,
Gene Perret
December 1, 1983 (1983-12-01)208

Mama's cousin Gert (Imogene Coca), once a spirited and vivacious woman, is now in a nursing home that has left her sedate and lifeless. Mama attempts to reinvigorate her and the fellow residents at Gert's birthday party.

Notes: For the Time Life DVD release, "Chariots of Fire" by Vangelis was replaced with royalty-free music and "Ain't Misbehavin'" was edited out. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music. Eric Brown and Karin Argoud do not appear in this episode.
229"Amateur Night"Roger Beatty,
Dick Martin
Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van
December 8, 1983 (1983-12-08)207
Mama, Fran, and Naomi persuade Vint to enter a talent contest at the Bigger Jigger. His popularity causes his ego to grow exponentially, offending his family in the process.
2310"The Mama Who Came to Dinner"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Rick Hawkins,
Liz Sage
December 22, 1983 (1983-12-22)202
Vint and Naomi invite their friends over for a dinner party while the rest of the family goes out, but before the guests arrive, Mama's back goes out on the living room floor.
2411"Mama Learns to Drive"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Rick Hawkins,
Liz Sage
January 7, 1984 (1984-01-07)215
The family attempts to teach Mama to drive, but all attempts fail due to her attitude. However, when she gets a call from a department store informing her that an item she placed on hold would be sold, Mama quickly changes her attitude.
2512"Black Belt Mama"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van
January 14, 1984 (1984-01-14)216
Naomi is taking a self-defense class, and she talks Fran and Sonja into going. After Mama is mugged by a purse-snatcher, she decides to join, too.
2613"Mama Buys a Car"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Philip Jayson LaskerJanuary 21, 1984 (1984-01-21)217
Mama buys a used car from shifty Willie Potts (Fred Willard), a childhood friend of Vint's. Unfortunately, the car turns out to be a self-destructing lemon, and Mama must fight for a refund from the sleazy car dealer.
2714"Supermarket"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Gene PerretFebruary 4, 1984 (1984-02-04)218

After Mama causes a ruckus at the Food Circus where Naomi works, the manager offers her a job as a customer consultant, stationed beside Naomi's checkout counter.

Note: Rue McClanahan does not appear in this episode.
2815"No Room at the Inn"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Katherine GreenFebruary 11, 1984 (1984-02-11)219
For their first wedding anniversary, Vint reserves a room at an out-of-town adult motel for two days and one night. However, when Mama's visit to Aunt Effie is cut short, Vint and Naomi's room in the sold-out motel is the only place where she can stay.
2916"Mama for Mayor: Part 1"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Gene PerretFebruary 18, 1984 (1984-02-18)220

When Mama ridicules Mayor Tutweiler at a re-election press conference at her house, he challenges her to run against him. This leads to tireless campaigning, a debate, and Ellen's attempts to stop Mama from running for office.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, "Moonlight Becomes You" and Mama's campaign song "Harper Days Are Here Again" were edited out. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
3017"Mama for Mayor: Part 2"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Fred RubinFebruary 25, 1984 (1984-02-25)221

After winning the office of mayor, Mama soon discovers that she is not prepared for the job as the entire town turns against her.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, Mama's campaign song "Harper Days Are Here Again" was edited out. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
3118"Harper Versus Harper"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Elaine Newman,
Ed Burnham
March 10, 1984 (1984-03-10)213
Mama unknowingly runs over Naomi's misplaced keychain while vacuuming her living-room rug with Naomi's new vacuum cleaner, ruining both the vacuum cleaner and her rug. Neither woman admits fault, so they decide to settle their fight in small-claims court.
3219"Mama's Birthday"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van
March 17, 1984 (1984-03-17)214

All Mama wants for her birthday is for someone to help her clean out the attic, so Buzz helps her. While they work, he asks her to tell him about her 30th birthday party. In a flashback, she recalls how everything went wrong that day.

Note: Although she does not appear on camera, Carol Burnett, as Eunice, can be heard singing "Happy Birthday" to Thelma over the phone. This was Burnett's final appearance in the series, although the character of Eunice would be voiced by Phyllis Franklin in the Season Four episode "Pomp and Circumstance."
3320"Mama Cries Uncle"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Rick Hawkins,
Liz Sage
March 24, 1984 (1984-03-24)222

Mama's brother-in-law Roy Harper shows up and charms the entire family except for Mama, who has mixed feelings about him. Guest Star: Murray Hamilton as Roy Harper.

Note: Murray Hamilton would later appear on The Golden Girls with Betty White and Rue McClanahan as Blanche's (McClanahan's) father, Big Daddy Hollingsworth.
3421"Ask Aunt Fran"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Jim Evering,
Dorothy Van
March 31, 1984 (1984-03-31)205
Fran gets a job as an advice columnist but does not know what to say until Mama gives her the answers.
3522"A Grave Mistake"Roger Beatty,
Harvey Korman
Gene PerretApril 7, 1984 (1984-04-07)201

When Mama visits Carl's grave, she is upset to discover that another woman is buried next to him in Mama's reserved plot.

Note: This episode marked the final appearances of Rue McClanahan, Eric Brown, and Karin Argoud in the series.

Season 3 (1986–87)

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361"Farewell, Frannie"Dave PowersRick HawkinsSeptember 27, 1986 (1986-09-27)302

Two years after the final NBC show, Fran has just died of "natural causes" and Mama is determined to give her late sister something she never had: a "perfect day", but one disaster after another strikes. Adding to the aggravation, Mama's grandson Bubba is unexpectedly released from Juvenile Hall into her guardianship.

Note: This episode marked the introduction of Beverly Archer and Allan Kayser as series regulars. This also was the last mention of Buzz and Sonja in the series. The picture used for Fran's memorial was the same one used for Rue McClanahan's opening credit during Season 2.
372"Where There's a Will"Dave PowersShelley Ross,
Kerry Millerick
October 4, 1986 (1986-10-04)303

The executor of Fran's will informs the family that Fran was worth $35,000. However, in order to receive the money, Fran's will stipulates that Mama must not lose her temper for a period of two weeks.

Note: Beverly Archer does not appear in this episode.
383"Best Medicine"Dave PowersRick HawkinsOctober 11, 1986 (1986-10-11)305

Ellen stops by with a gift for Mama and attempts to apologize for missing Aunt Fran's funeral; Mama refuses to forgive her and throws her out. Later, Mama learns that Ellen is in the hospital.

Note: This was Betty White's final appearance in the series, although the Ellen character is mentioned several times throughout the remainder of the series and is presumed to still be living in Raytown. This is also the last time that Betty White would be credited as a special guest star in the opening credits.
394"National Mama"Dave PowersJim EveringOctober 18, 1986 (1986-10-18)304

When Mama's dreams start providing the names of winning horses, the family figures they're in the money.

Note: Beverly Archer does not appear in this episode.
405"Soup to Nuts"Dave PowersM.J. Cody,
Chuck Bulot
October 25, 1986 (1986-10-25)301

Mama, Iola, and Naomi decide to have to a chili cook-off (with Vint as judge), with the winner getting her recipe in the church-bazaar cookbook.

Note: This was the first syndicated episode filmed, but was held back for airing.
416"Mama and Dr. Brothers"Dave PowersAnn Elder,
Tom Perew
November 1, 1986 (1986-11-01)309
Vint and Naomi are having trouble in the bedroom, and special guest Dr. Joyce Brothers takes Naomi's desperate phone call live on the air of the local TV station, prompting chaos in Mama's house.
427"Cat's Meow"Dave PowersDorothy VanNovember 8, 1986 (1986-11-08)307
Iola is distraught when her cat dies, although everyone else is thankful. However, she refuses to let go and nothing can console her - until she decides to have the cat freeze-dried.
438"The Love Letter"Dave PowersJim EveringNovember 15, 1986 (1986-11-15)311
After Naomi learns from a magazine quiz that Vint is "unromantic," Bubba writes a love letter for Vint to give to Naomi. However, a series of misunderstandings leads Naomi to believe the letter is from Bubba, and also leads Mama and Iola to believe that the letter was meant for them.
449"An Ill Wind"Dave PowersRick HawkinsNovember 22, 1986 (1986-11-22)308
In this Thanksgiving episode, Mama, Bubba, Vint, Naomi, Iola, and Aunt Effie (Dorothy Van) all take cover in the basement when an unexpected tornado heads for Raytown.
4510"Steal One, Pearl Two"Dave PowersM.J. Cody,
Chuck Bulot
November 29, 1986 (1986-11-29)310
After Iola loses her string of pearls, she is quick to accuse Bubba, who comes home with a brand-new drum set.
4611"Where There's Smoke"Dave PowersRick HawkinsDecember 6, 1986 (1986-12-06)313

When Mama makes a bid to be President of the Church Ladies' League, she decides that she must charm Reverend Meechum and his critical wife Alberta by inviting them to dinner. However, she must make room for an uninvited guest when an escapee from juvenile hall suddenly shows up looking for Bubba. Guest Yeardley Smith.

Note: Beverly Archer does not appear in this episode.
4712"Fly Naomi"Dave PowersSara V. Finney,
Vida Spears
December 13, 1986 (1986-12-13)306
Unhappy with the rut she's gotten into, Naomi decides to attend school to train as a flight attendant, much to the famiy's chagrin.
4813"Santa Mama"Dave PowersJim EveringDecember 20, 1986 (1986-12-20)316
Mama's holiday depression affects the family, and Vint is asked to portray Santa Claus at the mall on Christmas Eve. However, Vint loses his voice and a reluctant Mama must fill in for him.
4914"Desperately Seeking Anyone"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzJanuary 10, 1987 (1987-01-10)314
Mama and Naomi's plan to find a date for Iola backfires when the date is more interested in Mama.
5015"Porn Again"Dave PowersAnn Elder,
Tom Perew
January 17, 1987 (1987-01-17)315
When Mama finds a pornographic magazine under Bubba's bed, she is shocked to learn that Naomi accidentally sold it to him. This causes her to form a coalition called MOP (Mothers Opposing Pornography), and lead a boycott of Food Circus.
5116"Have It Mama's Way"Dave PowersRick HawkinsJanuary 24, 1987 (1987-01-24)317
When Mama tries to raise money for a trip to Hawaii, the manager of a local burger joint that Bubba has applied to offers Mama a job as well.
5217"Birthright"Dave PowersDorothy VanJanuary 31, 1987 (1987-01-31)318
An anonymous letter convinces Vint that he's adopted, so he sets out to find his biological mother on Mother's Day.
5318"Grandma USA"Dave PowersGene PerretFebruary 7, 1987 (1987-02-07)312

Mama is surprised to learn she was entered in the Grandma USA contest by Bubba. She is at first reluctant to compete, but changes her mind when she finds out the grand prize is a dream kitchen, complete with a self-cleaning oven.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, "Something" was replaced with royalty-free music. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
5419"Buck Private Bubba"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzFebruary 14, 1987 (1987-02-14)321
Vint's former Army Sergeant comes to town and recruits Bubba, who enlists after his girlfriend breaks up with him.
5520"Mama's Cousin"Dave PowersRick HawkinsFebruary 21, 1987 (1987-02-21)320

Mama's worldly cousin (Vicki Lawrence in a dual role) annoys Mama but charms the family with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Note: Dorothy Lyman does not appear in this episode.
5621"Mama with the Golden Arm"Dave PowersJim EveringFebruary 28, 1987 (1987-02-28)322
Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and the entire family trains her for the championship event.
5722"It Takes Two to Watusi"Dave PowersM.J. Cody,
Chuck Bulot
March 7, 1987 (1987-03-07)323
Naomi sets up her divorced best friend LuAnn Fayette for a double date with her and Vint, but when her date cancels, Naomi suggests to Mama's horror that Bubba could be a last-minute stand-in.
5823"Fangs a Lot, Mama"Dave PowersM.J. Cody,
Chuck Bulot
March 14, 1987 (1987-03-14)319
After Vint is invited to join the Mystic Order of the Cobra, a local men's club, Mama attempts to sabotage his induction.
5924"The Best Policy"Dave PowersJim EveringMarch 21, 1987 (1987-03-21)325
After Vint announces that Naomi is the sole beneficiary of his life insurance policy, he starts having a series of near-fatal accidents, prompting suspicions by Mama and Iola.
6025"After the Fall"Dave PowersRick HawkinsMarch 28, 1987 (1987-03-28)324
After Aunt Effie falls off the roof of her house, Mama brings her to the house, determined to aid in her recovery. Meanwhile, Vint, Naomi, Bubba and Iola work together on a 2,000-piece puzzle.

Season 4 (1987–88)

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611"Educating Mama"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzSeptember 26, 1987 (1987-09-26)402
Mama and Bubba both begin night school: Bubba must attend in order to graduate, and Mama attends because she never got her diploma. However, the first assignment reminds Mama of the reason she dropped out of school in the first place.
622"Zirconias Are a Girl's Best Friend"Dave PowersRick HawkinsOctober 3, 1987 (1987-10-03)401

When Mama becomes addicted to TV home shopping, her family must intervene when the credit-card bill arrives.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, "I Feel Pretty" was edited out. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
633"The Key to the Crime"Dave PowersDorothy VanOctober 10, 1987 (1987-10-10)404
A burglar known as the Courteous Crook is robbing and subsequently cleaning homes all over Raytown. When Vint is accused of being the Crook, Mama and Iola set out to find the real culprit.
644"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"Dave PowersJim EveringOctober 17, 1987 (1987-10-17)410
Vint and Naomi are separated, yet living in the same house and driving Mama crazy.
655"A Big Hand for Mama"Dave PowersJim EveringOctober 24, 1987 (1987-10-24)406
After a brush with death involving lightning and the courthouse clock's minute hand, Mama has a cheerful, generous new outlook on life, and her family quickly takes advantage of it.
666"Flounder's Day"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzOctober 31, 1987 (1987-10-31)409
After being unfairly beat out 50 years ago, Mama finally has a chance to sing in the annual Founder's Day festival when an audition is held to find a new singer of the town anthem "Raytown, O Raytown".
677"Teacher's Pet"Dave PowersRick HawkinsNovember 7, 1987 (1987-11-07)407
Mama is smitten with her night-school teacher, but she does not know how to get his attention, so she turns to Iola and Naomi for help.
688"Child's Play"Dave PowersDanny KallisNovember 14, 1987 (1987-11-14)408
Reverend and Mrs. Meechum ask Mama to look after their unruly grandson Eugene for the day. However, the little monster proves to be very difficult to handle, even for disciplinarian Mama.
699"Mama Mania"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzNovember 21, 1987 (1987-11-21)416
Didi Mason, an old friend of Naomi's and a professional wrestler, talks Naomi into being a last-minute substitute for her ailing tag-team partner for a match, but it's up to Mama to step in when Didi is down for the count.
7010"Gift Horse"Dave PowersDaphne Pollon,
David Castro
November 28, 1987 (1987-11-28)405
Mama has a yard sale and tries to sell off Iola's gaudy homemade gifts, hoping to raise the money to buy a VCR. They have the sale while Iola's out of town, but she comes back sooner than expected.
7111"Workman's Holiday"Dave PowersM.J. Cody,
Chuck Bulot
December 5, 1987 (1987-12-05)413
When Mama embarrasses Vinton at work with the "Binky Bunny" lunchbox she made for him when he was a kid, she must find a way to cure him of his trauma before he loses his job.
7212"Mama Sees Red"Dave PowersJim GeoghanDecember 12, 1987 (1987-12-12)418
A man from the State Department asks the Harpers to host a Russian national named Olga for one day, as part of "Project Heartland."
7313"A Room with No View"Dave PowersM.J. Cody,
Chuck Bulot
December 19, 1987 (1987-12-19)403
Vint and Naomi are tired of living in the basement, so they agree to switch rooms with Bubba. Everyone is happy with the new arrangement, except Mama.
7414"The Sins of the Mother"Dave PowersJim EveringJanuary 9, 1988 (1988-01-09)420
When Bubba comes home from his friend's house drunk, Mama is enraged and gives him an excessive punishment. He (with the rest of the family) doesn't understand why she is being so irrational, until Iola explains (via flashback) about a similar incident involving his mother Eunice when she was Bubba's age, during an ill-fated Mother-Daughter banquet.
7515"A Friend Indeed"Dave PowersDorothy VanJanuary 16, 1988 (1988-01-16)417
When Iola starts spending all her time with her new friend Arlene, the Harpers are relieved to be free of her, but Mama starts to get jealous of Iola's new friendship. Meanwhile, Vint, Naomi, and Bubba train for Raytown's 10K race.
7616"I Do, I Don't"Dave PowersRick HawkinsJanuary 23, 1988 (1988-01-23)411
After attending a family wedding, Bubba, Mama, and Iola fantasize about what married life would be like with the objects of their affections.
7717"Mama Gets the Bird"Dave PowersJim EveringJanuary 30, 1988 (1988-01-30)415
After Uncle Oscar passes away, Mama is willed his gabby pet parrot. When the bird starts reciting verses in rhyme, the family thinks they are clues that will lead them to Oscar's rumored hidden treasure.
7818"Mama's Girls"Dave PowersRick HawkinsFebruary 6, 1988 (1988-02-06)414
Trying to get Aunt Effie to follow her doctor's advice and exercise leads Mama to start a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.
7919"Mama on Jeopardy!"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzFebruary 13, 1988 (1988-02-13)423
Mama finds herself competing on Jeopardy!. Alex Trebek appears as himself.
8020"Mama Goes Hawaiian: Part 1"Dave PowersJim EveringFebruary 20, 1988 (1988-02-20)424
After winning a trip to Hawaii on Jeopardy!, Mama and her family go on the trip, along with Iola. Iola and Bubba each find romance, Mama is pestered by a man she believes is a beach bum, and Naomi is confined to the hotel room with a terrible sunburn.
8121"Mama Goes Hawaiian: Part 2"Dave PowersRick HawkinsFebruary 27, 1988 (1988-02-27)425

Vint plays golf with three men who mistakenly believe that he is a stock-market insider, and Mama goes on the hunt for a special Hawaiian lamp, while doing her best to avoid the "beach bum" who has been following her around the island.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, the stock Hawaiian music when Mama goes searching for her aloha hula lamp was replaced with royalty-free music. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
8222"Bubba's Double Date"Dave PowersM.J. Cody,
Chuck Bulot
March 5, 1988 (1988-03-05)421
After Bubba's date for the prom cancels at the last minute to attend a fraternity party, Bubba cannot find anyone else to go with him, so Mama sets him up without his knowledge with Iola's nerdy niece Vernette.
8323"Bed and Breakdown"Dave PowersJack Wohl,
Phil Hahn
March 12, 1988 (1988-03-12)412
When Raytown is crowded due to the Tri-State Fair, the Harpers decide to rent out a room in their house to make some money.
8424"Naomi's Identity Crisis"Dave PowersDorothy VanMarch 19, 1988 (1988-03-19)422
Naomi develops amnesia after being hit with a door, so Mama tries to turn her into the perfect, modest daughter-in-law who surpasses everyone at cooking, housework, and handicrafts, much to the annoyance of everyone who was used to the sultry, lazy Naomi.
8525"Pomp and Circumstance"Dave PowersRick HawkinsMarch 26, 1988 (1988-03-26)419
Bubba and Mama are graduating from high school, but devastating news for Bubba forces valedictorian Mama to ensure that she and Bubba make it to the graduation ceremony in time. (Note: Phyllis Franklin provides the voice of Eunice in a phone call to Thelma. This was both the first "appearance" of the Eunice Higgins character in the present day since the Season Two episode "Mama's Birthday" and her last in the series.)

Season 5 (1988–89)

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861"Ladies Choice"Dave PowersJim EveringNovember 5, 1988 (1988-11-05)502
Mama campaigns to be re-elected President of the Church Ladies League, much to the disapproval of her nemesis Alberta Meechum who in turn nominates Iola to run against her.
872"Baby Talk"Dave PowersRick HawkinsNovember 12, 1988 (1988-11-12)501
When Naomi decides that she wants to have a baby, Mama arranges for a neighbor's constantly-screaming baby to spend the day with Naomi and Vint.
883"Naomi's New Position"Dave PowersDorothy VanNovember 19, 1988 (1988-11-19)503
Naomi hopes to become the new assistant-manager at Food Circus, but the new manager says she will have to sleep with him if she wants to remain employed. It takes Mama to turn the tables on the sleazy manager.
894"The Really Loud Family"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzNovember 26, 1988 (1988-11-26)504
For a school project, Bubba makes a film about the Harper family. However, a short circuit in the camera causes it to turn itself off and on again while recording, resulting in an unintentionally provocative film — shown on public TV.
905"Many Unhappy Returns"Dave PowersDale PhillipsDecember 3, 1988 (1988-12-03)505
Vint's boss, Mr. Carstairs, asks him to hold a $200 diamond bracelet for him; it is an anniversary present for Mrs. Carstairs. Mama finds it, thinking it is her birthday present.
916"Found Money"Dave PowersRick HawkinsDecember 10, 1988 (1988-12-10)506

When Mama tries to use the bank's ATM, it malfunctions and gives her $800, and she is unsure whether to keep it or give it back to the bank.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, "I'm in the Mood for Love" was edited out. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
927"My Mama, Myself"Dave PowersSydney Blake,
Bill Braunstein
December 17, 1988 (1988-12-17)507
When the family starts thinking about selling a brooch that belonged to Grandma Crowley, her ghost (played by Vicki Lawrence) starts haunting Mama.
938"Full House"Dave PowersJim EveringJanuary 7, 1989 (1989-01-07)508
Vint has a chance to join a local group called the Poker Pals, but he needs Mama and Bubba to sit in for two missing players.
949"Bedtime for Bubba"Dave PowersRick HawkinsJanuary 14, 1989 (1989-01-14)510
Mama suspects that Bubba and his female classmate are doing more than studying together, and she is determined to prove it. (Note: This was the last mention of Mama's sister Fran in the series.)
9510"What a Dump"Dave PowersBeverly ArcherJanuary 21, 1989 (1989-01-21)511
The Mayor announces that the street where Mama lives will become the new city dump, but Mama is determined to save her home and neighborhood from destruction.
9611"Mama Bell"Dave PowersJim EveringJanuary 28, 1989 (1989-01-28)512
When the family gets a telephone answering machine, Mama misinterprets messages left on it and suspects that her family is planning to get rid of her.
9712"Very Dirty Dancing"Dave PowersJim GeoghanFebruary 4, 1989 (1989-02-04)509
Mama finds herself in a dance contest against Vint and Naomi, partnered with her old friend Ramon.
9813"Mama's Layaway Plan"Dave PowersS : Allison Silberberg
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Dale Phillips
February 11, 1989 (1989-02-11)514
After coming back from a cousin's funeral where she and Effie were the only mourners, Mama starts planning her own lavish sendoff. (Note: This was the last appearance in the series for Aunt Effie Crowley/Harper, played by Dorothy Van.)
9914"My Phony Valentine"Dave PowersRick HawkinsFebruary 18, 1989 (1989-02-18)515
On Valentine's Day, and Mama falsely says she has a date so that Iola will feel free to go out. To support her lie, Mama orders an escort from "Rent-a-Gent."
10015"The Big Wheel"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzFebruary 25, 1989 (1989-02-25)513
When a lottery ticket seems to be the grand prize winner, Mama and Iola fight over whose it is.
10116"More Power to You"Dave PowersBill Braunstein,
Sydney Blake
March 4, 1989 (1989-03-04)516
In a standoff with the electric company, Mama refuses to pay her electric bill, so they cut off her power.
10217"Mama in One"Dave PowersJim EveringMarch 11, 1989 (1989-03-11)517

When Mama finds herself alone in the house all weekend after Iola, Bubba, Vint, and Naomi leave town, it seems like a dream come true — until boredom and loneliness set in.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, "Singin' in the Rain" was edited out. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores the original music.
10318"There's No Place Like...No Place"Dave PowersDorothy VanMarch 25, 1989 (1989-03-25)519
When the police arrest people at a rally for the homeless, Mama is accidentally arrested too.
10419"April Fools"Dave PowersDale PhillipsApril 1, 1989 (1989-04-01)518
The family plays tricks on Mama every April Fool's Day, but this year, Mama plans to play one on them.
10520"Reading the Riot Act"Dave PowersRick HawkinsApril 15, 1989 (1989-04-15)520
Lolly Purdue is doing a terrible job as President of the Church Ladies League, so Mama and Iola plan to have her impeached, but when Lolly's issue is revealed, sympathy replaces anger. (Note: Dorothy Lyman does not appear in this episode.)
10621"A Taxing Situation"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzApril 22, 1989 (1989-04-22)521
Vint and Naomi persuade Mama to make some creative deductions on her income tax form, but she then gets a visit from an IRS agent.
10722"The Mama of Invention"Dave PowersAlbert DaSilva,
Kathryn Davison
May 6, 1989 (1989-05-06)522
A man named Mr. Wheeler is interested in one of Vint's inventions, but Mama and Iola are suspicious of him.
10823"Hate Thy Neighbor"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzMay 13, 1989 (1989-05-13)523
Bubba starts dating the granddaughter of neighbor Fred Gebhart, which upsets Mama because of a lifelong feud between the Harpers and the Gebharts.
10924"Dependence Day"Dave PowersJim EveringMay 20, 1989 (1989-05-20)524
Iola finally stands up to her manipulative mother, only to be kicked out of her home, leaving her no alternative but to move in with the Harpers.
11025"Mama Makes Three"Dave PowersRick HawkinsMay 27, 1989 (1989-05-27)525

After being told that they cannot conceive a child, Vint and Naomi try to adopt, but a psychiatrist must meet with them and Mama before granting his approval.

Note: For the Time Life DVD release, Vint's recitation of the lyrics of "Born Free" was edited out. The 2019 Warner Bros. DVD release restores his original monologue.

Season 6 (1989–90)

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1111"Mama's Medicine Show"Dave PowersJim EveringSeptember 23, 1989 (1989-09-23)601
After reading about how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to start a business selling bottles of Mama's mother-in-law's "miracle tonic."
1122"An Affair to Forget"Dave PowersSydney Blake,
Bill Braunstein
September 30, 1989 (1989-09-30)602
Mama suspects that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee Heather, so she and Iola go to his workplace to investigate.
1133"Mr. Wrong"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzOctober 7, 1989 (1989-10-07)603
Mama encourages Iola to find herself a man, but the man she finds turns out to be a domineering blowhard.
1144"Now Hear This"Dave PowersDale PhillipsOctober 14, 1989 (1989-10-14)604
The Harpers install an intercom so that Naomi will be able to monitor her baby, but the family uses it to eavesdrop on one another.
1155"Tri-State's Most Wanted"Dave PowersKathryn Davison,
Albert DaSilva
October 21, 1989 (1989-10-21)605
Mama is attracted to guest actor Leslie Lemoyne (Robert Mandan), who's appearing in a local play, until she sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" (the local version of America's Most Wanted).
1166"Mama Fights Back"Dave PowersAubrey Tadman,
Gordon Mitchell
October 28, 1989 (1989-10-28)607
After Mama verbally attacks a radio show's unhelpful consumer advocate, the station manager offers her his job, with Mama broadcasting from her living room.
1177"A Blast from the Past"Dave PowersCindy Begel,
Lesa Kite
November 4, 1989 (1989-11-04)606
Mama is invited to her junior high school's 50th reunion, but she is reluctant to go because of a false rumor spread about her years ago that earned her the nickname "Hotpants."
1188"Psychic Pheno-Mama"Dave PowersJim EveringNovember 11, 1989 (1989-11-11)608
Vint and Naomi persuade Mama to have a psychic called "Madame Rita" (Liz Torres) give everyone readings. Mama is surprised by the psychic's ability at first, then later she grows suspicious of her.
1199"Take My Mama, Please!"Dave PowersJim GeoghanNovember 18, 1989 (1989-11-18)609
After heckling a stand-up comedian at the Bigger Jigger, Mama accepts a challenge to do her own routine.
12010"Bubba's House Band"Dave PowersManny BasaneseNovember 25, 1989 (1989-11-25)611
Bubba books a band called The Bonecrushers for Homecoming and tells the family that the band will be staying with them. They turn out to be an all-female heavy-metal band, and Mama must rein them in.
12111"Mama Takes Stock"Dave PowersNeil LebowitzDecember 2, 1989 (1989-12-02)610
Vinton learns that he is about to lose his job because Kwik Keys is being shut down by the new owners, a corporation called Bernice, and Mama sets out to save his job.
12212"War of the Roses"Dave PowersDale PhillipsDecember 9, 1989 (1989-12-09)612
When Mama and Iola prepare to enter roses into the Crystal Thorn flower contest, both of them claim ownership of the rose that has been earmarked as the winner.
12313"Mama Takes a Dive"Dave PowersDorothy VanDecember 16, 1989 (1989-12-16)613
When Mama slips on a roll of pennies at the bank, the family suggests that she sue the bank.
12414"Mama Gets Goosed"Dave PowersJim EveringDecember 23, 1989 (1989-12-23)614
Mama's cousin sends her a live goose for her family's Christmas dinner, and everyone except Mama is against the idea of killing and cooking the bird.
12515"The Big Nap"Dave PowersManny BasaneseJanuary 20, 1990 (1990-01-20)616
After watching detective movies on TV for a week, and hearing that Iola's mother is missing, Mama dreams that she is a film noir-style detective hired to find her client's mother.
12616"Pinup Mama"Dave PowersAlbert DaSilva,
Kathryn Davison
January 27, 1990 (1990-01-27)617
While working on a photography project, Bubba superimposes Mama's head on a picture of a young bikini-clad woman, but a mix-up at the print shop creates chaos.
12717"Guess Who's Going to Dinner"Dave PowersSydney Blake,
Bill Braunstein
February 3, 1990 (1990-02-03)615
Vint wins a Mother's Day dinner for two at a North African (Moroccan) restaurant called Abdul's Garden of Eatin', and he must decide between Mama and Naomi as his dinner date.
12818"Look Who's Breathing"Dave PowersDale PhillipsFebruary 10, 1990 (1990-02-10)618
When Mama must fill in as coach at Naomi's childbirth class instead of going to her Bingo Bonanza with Iola, she impatiently tries to speed things along by offering her own perspective on the "miracle of birth" to the class.
12919"There Is Nothing Like the Dames"Dave PowersDorothy VanFebruary 17, 1990 (1990-02-17)619
Vint and Naomi buy an RV and plan to move to a trailer park, but their timing could not be worse: Mama is planning to host a fancy backyard luncheon for a snooty society group called the Dames.
13020"Bye-Bye – Baby!"Dave PowersJim EveringFebruary 24, 1990 (1990-02-24)620
In the series finale, Naomi is upset about her baby being late, so Mama tries to calm her down with a false story about Carl, then later tells Iola what actually happened. Both versions are seen in flashback, featuring Ken Berry as Carl. Later that day, Naomi goes into labor and Mama ends up delivering her granddaughter, Tiffany Thelma Harper.

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