Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Don't vandalise this page

Note: Be aware of WP:NOTCENSORED before singing or reading this song. Minors shouldn't because of the harsh language at some parts.

Lyrics by Coastergeekperson04
Parody of Don't Download This Song by Weird Al Yankovic

Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge
To break, into other people's hard work.
By writing unconstructively
Then blanking our work
Then replacing it with swearwords and being a real jerk
But deep in your heart
You know the guilt will drive you mad
And the shame, would leave an indefinite block
'cause you start out stealin' work
Then you're hacking admins
Then blocking innocent people and making it a sock(puppet)!

So don't vandalise this page

It doesn't matter what's your age

Go make your own wiki

Like you know that you should

Or don't vandalise this page

You don't want to mess
With the guys at AIV
They'll block you
If you do it way too far
Doesn't matter if you're a grandpa
or a 13-year old boy
They'll treat you like that evil hard-bitten vandal scum you are!

So don't vandalise this page

It doesn't matter what's you're age

Go make your own wiki

like you know that you should

Or don't vandalise this page

Don't take away this fame
From writers just like me
How else can Jimbo get another solid-gold wiki!
And really high popularity
This fame doesn't grow on trees!
So all I ask is everybody pleeaasseee

Don't vandalise this page

(No people should do it, or you)

Might wind up on the block list for an age

Go make your own wiki

Like you know that you should (You really should)

Or don't vandalise this page

Again:

Don't vandalise this page

It doesn't matter what's your age (no it doesn't!)

Go make your own wiki like you know that you should (Go get it!)

Or don't vandalise this page

One more time:

Don't vandalise this page

You'll burn in hell at your young age

Go make your own wiki like you know that you should (Just do it!)

Or don't vandalise this page (you cheap bastard!)