Did you know...
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- ...that Oceania is at war with
Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia?
- ...that Oceania has always been at war with
Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia?
- ...that war is peace?
- ...that freedom is slavery?
- ...that ignorance is strength?
- ...that life is death?
- ...that Larry Sanger did not co-found Wikipedia?
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- Let a and b be equal non-zero quantities
- Multiply through by a
- Subtract
- Factor both sides
- Divide out [this is the point where the theorem is wrong]
- Observing that
- Combine like terms on the left
- Divide by the non-zero b
- Add 3 to each side
You know it's true (as long as you don't have any qualms against division by zero, and I hear Jimbo doesn't).
- ^ Yes, we know this isn't from 1984.
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