Vampire Can Mating Oven is an EP by the alternative rock band Camper Van Beethoven, released in 1987.[9][10] The EP includes satirical liner notes relating false stories behind the songs. A re-recorded version of "Never Go Back" was included the following year on the band's major label debut, Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart.
Billboard called the EP "typically funny and provocative."[2]Trouser Press deemed it "enjoyable odds and ends," and praised the "jolly" cover of "Photograph".[11]