Welcome to Wikipedia! edit

I see it's your 1st time here. Check out WP:Help for getting started. Neal (talk) 11:55, 30 March 2008 (UTC).Reply

Reference desk edit

Please use the reference desk only for actual questions. If you just want to chat or start a conversations, there are websites better suited to this than Wikipedia. Friday (talk) 20:16, 16 December 2008 (UTC)Reply

Also, please use common sense, a simple exercise of a search engine, and some discretion when asking questions. You seem to be doing nothing here except ask questions, many of which are frankly nonsensical. If you are trying to have a joke at Wikipedia's expense please stop now. If you are not, please think about your question before asking it. DJ Clayworth (talk) 21:39, 19 February 2009 (UTC)Reply

A lot of people only ask questions here. And secondly, I've already explained myself here -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Archives/Miscellaneous/2008_September_13#How_do_I_keep_my_battery_and_alternator_from_sparking.3F

You explain yourself by saying "If you look at my other questions you will see that I am serious". I did look at your other questions and that's not what I saw. But hey, feel free to carry on. We're pretty good about letting people ask dumb stuff here. DJ Clayworth (talk) 21:55, 24 February 2009 (UTC)Reply