Its9001captain

I am afraid that satire and sarcasm isn't acceptable content for your talk page. I've gone ahead and removed it, please remember that your talk page is the place people come to talk to you, and should not be structured in a way that could potentially offend them, especially those with no sense of sarcasm or sense of humor. Additionally:

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I never understood the TRUE meaning of Iquabalixistentialism, have you?

Awesome!!!

My current score is (-4,124) whatever the hell that is. How are -9001 made?

December 2008

This is the only warning you will receive for your disruptive edits.
If you vandalize Wikipedia again, as you did to Car and Driver, you will be blocked from editing. -- Why Not A Duck 21:43, 3 December 2008 (UTC)