Hammerlock the Cock
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Speedy deletion nomination of Penispenispenis
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February 2011
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Indefinitely blocked
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{{unblock|reason=Your reason here ~~~~}}, but you should read the guide to appealing blocks first. –MuZemike 03:42, 15 February 2011 (UTC)
Hammerlock the Cock (block log • active blocks • global blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))
Request reason:
I've been a bad boy. I won't do pages like that anymore. I'm not a vandal. I'm sowwwwwyyyyyyy. HammerCock 03:44, 15 February 2011 (UTC)
Decline reason:
Over and above the trollish quality of that request, your username is still a no-go. — Daniel Case (talk) 05:29, 15 February 2011 (UTC)
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Hammerlock the Cock (block log • active blocks • global blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))
Request reason:
Okay. What I did was really stupid. I am not a troll. I am not one of those silly little kids who go on and talk about their classmates. Please unblock me. I am very sorry for vandalizing Wikipedia. I only put "I've been a bad boy, etc" because I am usually on Uncyclopedia and they have a sense of humour. I'm sorry. Please unblock me. I am sorry. HammerCock 23:09, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
Decline reason:
I could unblock this account if the block were an error, but it clearly wasn't. And I could unblock this account if I were convinced that you would not vandalize Wikipedia again the next time you are bored, but I am not convinced. I think we'd better leave the block in place. FisherQueen (talk · contribs) 23:30, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
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Hammerlock the Cock (block log • active blocks • global blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))
Request reason:
Look, i'm not a vandal. I won't go on when i'm bored and start rambling here about things. Please. I'm sorry. And I want to still contribute on Wikipedia. I'm very sorry. In fact, "Penispenispenis" is not my type of humour. I'm not a vandal. Okay? I'm not a vandal. It isn't a vandalism only account. It's an account I want to edit by. Please. I'm sorry. HammerCock 3:55 pm, Today (UTC−6)
Decline reason:
It's not an account you want to vandalize, it's not your style of humor, and you're not a vandal? Then why did it happen? You'll also need to propose a new username choice. Be warned, people rarely buy these instantaneous post-block atonements. - Vianello (Talk) 22:45, 17 February 2011 (UTC)
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On the other hand, I've just blocked all your other accounts, so -- don't bother. --jpgordon::==( o ) 22:57, 17 February 2011 (UTC)