Ekiatoui

God is a Egomaniac

God: Tell me a story.

Me: Once upon a time, there was a man who lived in a cave on top of a large cliff. Every day this man would walk out the the edge of the cliff and look over, contemplating whether or not it was easier to live poor or to live at all.

God: I'm listening. That is a generalization.

Me: Every night, however, he would retreat back into his cave.

God: After dark? I think I retreat back into his cave.

Me: Of course, after dark. Anyway. The man would sit inside his cave and eat whatever he could find, because he was poor and whatnot. Not many hermits can eat mutton every night.

God: Right on. What was it like before dark ? Anyhow. I hear you. Every one?

Me: Before dark, he would sit on the edge of the cliff. I've told you this part already.

God: What happened after dark he would sit on the edge of the cliff ? Perhaps. What does "this" refer to?

Me: He would go back to his cave!

God: I think I go back to his cave.

Me: GOD. YOU CAN'T GO TO HIS CAVE IT IS A STORY>

God: GOD rules. Someone said I should GO TO HIS CAVE IT IS A STORY gt.

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God is Travis?

Me: What do you want to talk about?

God: anything.

Me: Anything?

God: Can you be more specific?

God: I can't imagine it.

Me: Hm... let's talk about philosophy.

God: Hey. Sure, philosophy sounds like a good topic.

Me: How do you view philosophy?

God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

Me: That's fucking weird.

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