User talk:Ched/Rap-off

sorry

sorry folks... just so damn tired here. I'll try to do better next week. — Ched :  ?  00:31, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Your 'rap' said as much. ;) — neuro^(talk) 11:26, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

OHHHH My. Was that a burn? ... hmmm ... I just may have to respond to this ... when time permits. :P — Ched :  ?  12:08, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm worried about your street cred. ChildofMidnight (talk) 16:40, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't sweat my cred

It will be fine

The guy named Ched

can rap a rhyme

It's been a while

but "I'll be back"

And with a smile

I'll lay the smack

Some have called me

Term-in-a-tor

But you will see

I'm not a hater

• — Ched :  ?  16:50, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

street cred needs some more work ched. =D. --Pedro J. ^{the rookie} 20:55, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't make me go 8-mile on all ya'all now...

From where I'm sittin', ya'all look like mouses ...

I'll bring a plague on all yer houses. ;P — Ched :  ?  21:11, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Your rhymin' is a capital crime and sin

It makes us feel like we've been hit with slime from the bottom of a trash bin.

Please put a stop to your rap, cuz it's nothing but crap.

I think you need a nap you big sap.

Should I wake you with a smack?

If this keeps up I'll have to blast you with a Gatt.

Go back to working on NASCAR or the ANI task bar

What you're cooking up here is not what we asked for.

You can still sizzle, just cook up some bacon instead.

Word.

ChildofMidnight (talk) 21:54, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

<Ched counts em up> Neuro, CoM, and Pedro J ... hmm 3 - 2 - 1 eh? I'll be thinkin' while I'm gone, but oh-my yea .. Dis is ON! >:} — Ched :  ?  22:29, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

You kids keep tryin, I ain't lyin' - the mess you make, is multiplyin'

you three can try, and I won't deny - but when I'm done - you'll testify

your raps are nice, like Vanilla Ice - but i'll own ya'all - like white on rice.

It won't take long, go get the bong, - I'll smoke you all - like Cheech and Chong.

your rhymes are whack - they're just a snack - it's full course meals that I attack.

got no rhythm, ya got no style - all ya got is, a steamin' pile.

don't play the fool, don't be a tool - ya just don't mess, with us "old-school"

You make me smile, you go "free style"

can't concentrate,

contemplate,

evaluate,

designate,

ain't no debate ..

makes me wanna ... up-chuck gate.

While you're illin', I be thrillin' - takin' names, like Marshall Dillon.

Don't say no more, just hit the door - I'll treat ya like, a 2-bit whore.

so concentrate,

contemplate,

evaluate,

just don't make

me escalate.

Word UP

• — Ched :  ?  02:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Love it.  :) user:J aka justen (talk) 02:21, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I will not let that go unanswered.

Now here's a little story for that guy Ched Davis

I got more rhymes per minute than Beacon to the Mavis

My rhymes are calculated 'cause I've got four cores

And if I ever need it I pick up four more

Like Xeon, like Freon, my rhymes are noncorrosive

But when I drop the lyrics in the spot it gets explosive

I moderate my rhymes with skill, like Flagged Revisions,

I keep my rhymes so ill - I got precision

When Ched says word up, it's got to come down

But when I drop a lyric or a beat I astound

You know Ched Davis, his rhymes are intermediate

So listen up close while I drop the main ingredient

Mix it around, like Ched Davis to Add Chives,

Cause these rhymes are like a miracle, you know they save lives

So if you want lyrics only come to the best,

That's N-E-U-R-O-L-Y-S-I and S.

— neuro^(talk) 23:01, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

←I'll get to this reply when the time permits,

but as you know, there simply are, no time limits.

you're rap ain't bad for one so young

so I guess I'll help you, up one more rung

the ladder of life is mighty tall

so hold on tight, don't wanna see you fall.

at least your little rap, didn't try to dis

but your efforts there, are kinda "hit and miss"

follow me son, and I'll help you Neuro

It'll take some time, but I'll make you a hero. ;) — Ched :  ?  20:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)