Welcome, and thank you for your attempt to lighten up Wikipedia. However, this is an encyclopedia and the articles are intended to be serious, so please don't make joke edits. Readers looking for serious articles will not find them amusing. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write (almost) whatever you want. Thank you. --Juansidious 16:06, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Please stop. If you continue to vandalise the userpages of other users, as you did to User:Juansidious, you will be blocked. Caltas(talk) 16:12, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
This is your last warning. The next time you vandalize Wikipedia, as you did to User:Juansidious, you will be blocked from editing. Caltas(talk) 16:32, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages, such as User:Catlas, to Wikipedia. Doing so is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. I hope you continue to entertain us all! --Juansidious 17:49, 27 May 2007 (UTC)