Matt works in media in Washington, D.C.

You may have heard his reporting on NPR (via WAMU), his singing at the Basilica of the National Shrine, or his pontificating on C-SPAN.

Matt feels that this Mark Twain line (modified for gender) aptly sums up his personality: "He was not quite what you would call refined. He was not quite what you would call unrefined. He was the kind of person that keeps a parrot."

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Critical acclaim edit

  • "Every time I think you could not possibly be more of a dork, you go and do something like this." --Heather
  • "You're basically the most popular kid in the nerd pool." --Kate
  • "You are porcelain. Like a beautiful doll." --Kemry