Zomegad

Zomegad cannot cause cancer

You can speak, play or even see zomegad because:

-He doesn't pollute,

-He is not toxic or radioactive

-He only takes one gallon per one hundred miles

-He is more beautiful than the joker

-He is washable

-He could be funny, if you're lucky

-He doesn't smell

-And because he thinks he's awesome!

                               And it is true. Zomegad (talk) 03:00, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Zomegad! The SUPER AWESOME PERSON!!!

I am very, very cool. I make a website, and I have someone hired on it! It is a piece of crap a masterpiece that even da Vinci couldn't best!

I make sprite comics, with Mario, Sonic, Mega Man, and Link. Because of this, I am totally unoriginal an artist braving a never before explored frontier!

I AM AWESOME

THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THIS THE BETTER

HEADLINES HAVE NO MEANING IN MY WORLD!!!

I sure hope some 2 certain French people I know don't totally edit this or else I would be angsty.

ZOMEGAD.COM IS AN INCREDIBLE SITE!!

Zomegad and myself present to you an awesome site of comics and games have fun : http://zomegad.webs.com

THE ABOVE HEADLINE IS MADE BY RAYMAN

And because he edited it, I am angsty. Angst, angst, angst...

Can you guess what I am?

Let's play Hangman. I'll give you some letters first.

The topic is: Guess what I am.

AWES _ ME

Hint: O

Customer Testimonies

"This guy thinks he is so awesome. He's not" -Happyfork

True dat Zomegad (talk) 02:29, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

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