JUDE LANIER
By YA BOI JUDE
jude lanier (often used as a verb or used as a complement) Is known widely as the most sexy strong man in the WORLD This boy is so famous and happens to be the writer of what your reading right now,(I know right what a honor), Jude is what you would call a ALPHA MALE having that he is freaking awesome, Jude Lanier also gives to the poor by generously spitting on them(one drop of his spit can be sold for 1748$),Jude is also very popular in his hometown (IM NOT TELLING YOU WE’RE I LIVE YOU CREEP) and is widely known in his town (NO YOUR NOT GETTING THE ADDRESS) for his friendly biker gang and he also likes turtles (: