Protect the environment or Ted Turner will ****ing kill you.

And, because I have a strange and irrational love of userboxes, here is me in a bunch of little boxes.

♀This user is female.
This user identifies as a lesbian.
This user identifies as transsexual.
This user does not wish to be male.
sheThis user prefers to be referred to using feminine gender pronouns.
This user supports equal rights for LGBT people.
This user has a crush on someone.
This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user owns one or more dogs.
This user is a bibliophile.
PGDPThis user is member of Distributed Proofreaders where they contribute to Project Gutenberg.
HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..
7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.
BGThis user is a Bene Gesserit.
אLord Apocalypse will return.
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
This user enjoys reading the newspaper.
This user plays mahjong.
You just lost The Game.
This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering
cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.
This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.
fan-3This user thinks that Chrono Trigger is the best computer or video game ever made.
This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).
This user plays the Final Fantasy series.
PThis user prefers to side with the Protoss.
TNThis user's alignment is True Neutral: the "Balancer."
CthulhuThis user is interested in the Great Old One.
This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.