Like so many other userbox-obsessed people, I've made a page for them. Enjoy my life through userboxes. DO NOT DELETE ANY OF THE SUBST'ED USERBOXES WITHOUT NOTIFYING ME AND A GOOD REASON, BECUASE ""WP:NPOV does not apply in userspace: Userspace is not article space and users do have points of view even if articles should not. Allowing userpages to have POV does not contravene the NPOV policy." Please assume good faith, and not quickly assume that I am trying to make someone mad with my userboxes. However, if Wikipedia is having a server or memory crisis, feel free to delete this page. I highly doubt that will happen, though.

This user is a music composer.
CLE This user is a fan of the Cleveland Indians.
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CAV
This user is a fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
GB This user is a Green Bay Packers fan.
flute-3 This user is an advanced flautist.
  This user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.
This user plays golf, dislikes Tiger Woods, and is not secretly Tiger Woods in disguise.
This user is a Dog.
This user is a Roman Catholic.
EL
This user's internet service provider is EarthLink.
winXP This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
Google This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user's time zone is GMT-5.
This user is a chess player.
cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer
This user is from Wisconsin.
This user is an Aquarius.
This user contributes using a PC.
... This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.
en This user is a native' speaker of English
This user does not smoke.
R This user is a Ravenclaw.
C2H6O-0 This user is a non-drinker.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user eats strawberries.
' This user eats bananas.
This user plays mahjong.
Mario This user plays the Super Mario series.
This user enjoys jazz music.
This user's birthday is on February 4.
This user will not ever "do drugs", nor will he ever support drugs or drug legalization.
This user does not begrudge illegal immigrants and supports their right to immigrate undocumentedly.
This user is an environmentalist.
' This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
This user realizes that educated people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
This user supports the United Nations.
This user supports the free and independent state of Israel.
This user acknowledges biological evolution.
EL
This user's internet service provider is EarthLink.
ACLU This user supports the ACLU.
This user likes Sherlock Holmes.
MATH
This user's favourite subject is Mathematics.
This user supports recycling.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user opposes racism on Wikipedia and admires Martin Luther King.
This user supports the Democratic Party.
This user opposes gun control.
This user's favourite colour is blue.
This user prefers the GameCube over the Xbox and PlayStation 2.
vn-3 This |user page has been vandalized 3 times.
wiki This user is a member of Wikipedia.
vanity This user supports the removal of Vanity pages with extreme prejudice.
This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
This |user supports everyone's right to userboxes and will vote to stop rampant deletionism.
' This user supports Wikipedians against censorship.
This user is a Naruto fan.
This user owns a Subaru.
This user uses Wikipedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user drinks orange juice.
This user is a chess player.
This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
S1 This user is a Scrabble player.
CSI This user thinks "Forensics is cool."
CSI:
Miami
This user follows the evidence.
CSI:
NY
This user follows the evidence.
?J! This user wishes to be a contestant on Jeopardy!.
TWC
This user's TV service provider is Time Warner Cable.
P This user is a fan of The Phantom of the Opera.
rent This user is a fan of Rent.
W This user mourns the Wicked.
This user plays tennis.
' This user is interested in World War II
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
This user supports the United Nations.
n ubxs This user has n userboxes.
' This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes should not be banned.
DO IT! This user supports the proposed migration of userboxes into userspace.
This user has a page on Wikinews.
This user hopes Richard Stallman and Creative Commons will work together to make their licenses compatible with each other.