| — Wikipedian ♂ — | |
 I spent some time wondering what image I should put here, and decided that this one was perfect. | |
| Name | Wither |
|---|---|
| Born | long before time had a name in the lowest circle of hell |
| Name in real life | Wither "Wither" Wither |
| Pronouns | He/Him |
| Nationality | Maldivian |
| Country | Maldives |
| Current location | Malé |
| Languages | English, Esperanto, Dhivehi |
| Time zone | GMT +5 |
| Current time | Current UTC is 19:54 |
| Ethnicity | Abomination |
| Race | Araphura whakarakaia |
| Height | Short |
| Weight | 438.12 lbs |
| Hair | For now |
| Eyes | Yes |
| Handedness | both hands functional |
| Blood type | Red |
| Sexuality | Male |
| IQ | 200 |
| Personality type | INTP-T |
| Alignment | chaotic neutral |
| Family and friends | |
| Marital status | divorced |
| Spouse | Barack Obama |
| Girlfriend | Goromi (https://yakuza.fandom.com/wiki/Goromi) |
| Boyfriend | Shrek |
| Children | No |
| Siblings | Yes |
| Parents | Yes |
| Pets | No |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | professional dumbass |
| Employer | Penisass Inc. |
| Education | Yes |
| Primary school | Yes |
| Intermediate school | Yes |
| High school | Yes |
| College | Yes |
| University | Yes |
| Hobbies, favourites and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | writing, editing wikipedia articles, programming, anime, D&D |
| Religion | Pastafarianism |
| Politics | No |
| Aliases | witherlikeswiki |
| Movies | No |
| Shows | Breaking Bad |
| Books | Yes |
| Interests | |
cba to write anything here | |
| Account statistics | |
| Joined | July 2022 |
| First edit | July 2022 |
| Confirmed Autoconfirmed | not yet ,':) not yet ,':) |
| Extended confirmed | not yet ,':) |
| Administrator | not yet ,':) |
| Signature | Witherlikeswiki (talk) 10:44, 25 July 2022 (UTC) |
I'm Wither, and I like the Wikipedia.[citation needed]