Hello people of earth My name is Herb and my partners name is Brad and yes we are living in a sorta kinda sin, hard to explain really niether of us is gay really, but it was easier to be together than with a women, there's a lot of rules here for this and for that, and I live to break rule's eww...that sounds so cool a fake trendy kinda of cool which I am of course.... I am....!!!
We print a magazine called the "urban Survival guide" and our url is [1] it is a work in progress my partner suffers from a mental illness, and I just suffer period looking at the guidelines this is not going to be here long, oh well, niether am I or you
death has been a real nag lately since that news guy died it's been wall to wall death, and I'm scared to be scared if that makes sense, it's a North American thing....crap this dying thing eh ? why the hell bother in the first place, just crap.
And then to top it all off you got all this god and hell stuff to deal with, i mean wasn't it hard enough just to pay the bill's on this planet you mean that this all powerful who -is-it has nothing better to do in his Universe than to punish me some more ? sounds like a petty old man if you ask me.....
so whats the point, really why was I born, and why is it so bad to sleep with another dude, if you just can't get it up for a women right now maybe next year or the year after that, but right now, god or no I can't have kids, I just can't I hate everything too much to have a family
If I had a family right now I'd treat my family the same way my dad treated us, with utter contempt and brutality, so the christian moral police have some sorta of devine right to tell me that I have no future and no eternity, good.... no eternity I can do. spell check would be good here, do you hear me GOD....are you there !!!
So I'm from Buffalo New York, Brad's from Guelph Ont, and I guess we're both bound for hell