| Name | This user's name is joseph. |
| … | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
User:Joseph/ubx/lowercase User:Joseph/ubx/grammar nazi User:Joseph/ubx/erratic User:Joseph/ubx/gen x User:Joseph/ubx/bored User:Joseph/ubx/usurp
 | This user is highly... um... What's that word again? |
 | This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone. |
 | This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. |
 | This user is an architect. |
 | This user is a professional graphic designer. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| en-5 | This user can contribute with a professional level of English. |
| ANAL 5 | This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
 | This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored. |
 | This user maintains a blog at ellipsis.... |
 | This user is nocturnal. |  |
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This user is a smoker. |