"Have a cuppa... Coffee?"
"Have a cuppa... Coffee?"
SEMI-RETIRED
This user is no longer very active on Wikipedia.
Great, you just blew up Wikipedia!
Great, you just blew up Wikipedia!

Hi. Feel free to vandalise my user page. But you will get blocked. Probably. I don't know. And I don't care. And hope you do. Go ahead and bite me because I am a n00b! I don't have a sandbox. But I have a talk page. I made this page, obviously

Some Things That I Put On This Userpage Just Because. edit

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 This user is proud to be an
Australian !
 This user makes searches in Wikipedia.
This user survived strategic planning. Yay!! 
:-)This user has not deleted the Main Page.
 This user is standing behind you.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
  This is the biggest userbox ever in the story of the Wikipedia!!!
ubx-cThis user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.
 This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
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UBX This is a Userbox.
 This \_/ser is te1-1 m@aster of t0ta1 leetne55.
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BS-6This user is able to contribute with a professorial level of Bullshit.
LEds pRsn iz so tErabl at graMer nD speLng dAt deY dnT used vwls mSt of da tMe nd nvr punCtate nEthng nD cPtlzE rNdm ltTr$
cat-5Mew mew mew purrrr mew rrrr meow.
This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!
 On the Internet, nobody
knows you're a dog.
 Make America
Grate Again!
 Cool

Story

Bro.
 
Chuck Norris
This user strongly believes Chuck Norris has a third fist in his beard!
WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt  kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.)
"Bob"This user has no Slack at all. Perhaps you should give them $30?
+1This user has made more than one edit. What now?!?!
This userbox is with stupid. 
Don'tDo not click this link
 This user knows that  
(NYT 2014 reference/archive)
 Kaboom!! Oh, that was just this user obliterating vandals, nothing to worry about. Except if you're the vandal.[Humor]

other stuff! edit

I dare you to click this ===========> where does this link go


Congratulations! You successfully visited my userpage before it got blocked! Why? I created this article that got deleted because it was called teh page to get me blocked.