Trickaphobe

This user is a native speaker of American English.

This user has an advanced understanding of British English.

Y'all

This here user talks Southern, y'all.

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This user has a complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

This uxor is a lamer at Internet slang, but still lieks to throw in teh occasional "lol" or "omg" on their blog.

Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!

PC-0

This user is politically incorrect.

This user does not swear.

I am the defender of good grammar!