THIS IS MY USER PAGE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY USER PAGE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY USER PAGE IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY USER PAGE I AM USELESS. I MUST EDIT MY USER PAGE TRUE. I MUST EDIT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY, WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST EDIT HIM BEFORE HE EDITS ME. I WILL. BEFORE GOD I SWEAR THIS CREED: MY USER PAGE AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY, WE ARE THE MASTERS OF MY ENEMY, WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE. AMEN.