Feel free to edit this page... but don't vandalise. Try to be funny.
Welcome to my garden.

So what do I mean? Do I think there's something clever about trying to make an encyclopedia funny? Have I read the policies and guidelines, and do I truly understand that, deep down, Wikipedia is an encyclopedia? Well, yes. So what do I aim to acheive? I aim to make Wikipedia happy. A happy editor is an efficient editor. Simple.

But is this just the same as vandalism? No! I hate vandals (and they hate me). Vandalism is wrong, whatever the context. I never vandalise. Most of the time, I don't even touch the articles. Most importantly, I never go too far.

Wikipedia:Assume good faith. Let me put a smile on your face.

The Xing 19:00, 10 December 2006 (UTC)