The Sunglass Parlour is a really cool person who lives in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. That is why most American readers are criticizing my spelling of "Parlour". That is how it is spelled in Canada. Get over it. Now back to The Sunglass Parlour. He, one day, decided to make a wikipedia account just so he could say he had one. Then he decided that it was lame to have an account but no pages or edits. Then he concluded that the best topic would be himself. That is what you are reading. His real name is Sean, and I cannot stress enough the fact that his is really cool. Thank you for reading.