User:TheTallSomething/userboxes

Feel free to use any of my userboxes! Also feel free to drop me a message if you want a custom userbox, I'll try my best!

I try to make a male and female version of all my userboxes (the colour of the userbox (yes I'm British) doesn't count) even if the demand is zilch.

Black Books Userboxes

The first two are to be placed one below the other.

Code	Result
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/world}}	BBThis user wonders what sort of world is it where you can't go away and leave the front door open without getting robbed.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/worldans}}	BBIt's this sort of world, Gandalf.	Usage

The next two aswell.

Code	Result
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/space}}	BBThis user wonders if space is hot.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/spaceans}}	BBOf course it is! Where else do you think we get pineapples from?	Usage

Code	Result
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/quitter}}	BBThis user is a quitter. He comes from a long line of quitters. It's amazing he's here at all.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/quitterf}}	BBThis user is a quitter. She comes from a long line of quitters. It's amazing she's here at all.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/tofu}}	BBThis user thinks we should all make some tofu for the dolphins who live in the fridge.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/phone}}	BBThis user is on the phone.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/popcorn}}	BBThis user thinks there's a mistake. He bought a drink and some popcorn and now has no money.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/popcornf}}	BBThis user thinks there's a mistake. She bought a drink and some popcorn and now has no money.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/party}}	BBDon't you dare use the word party as a verb on this User's page!	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/expectations}}	BBIt was everything this user expected and less!	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/hair}}	BBThis user doesn't trust him. He has no nasal hair!	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/accounts}}	BBThis user has turned their accounts into a rather smart casual jacket.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/freshen}}	BBThis user is going to freshen up.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/beard}}	BBThis user thinks you should wash your beard, shave it off, nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/oven}}	BBThis user's oven can cook anything. This user's oven can cook...bit's of oven!	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/deadeyes}}	BBThis user has never told you this because he was being nice. But your son has the, er...the cold, dead eyes of a killer.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/deadeyesf}}	BBThis user has never told you this because she was being nice. But your son has the, er...the cold, dead eyes of a killer.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/coaster}}	BBThis user is eating some sort of delicious biscuit.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/distracted}}	BBThis user distracted by the little Subbuteo player in the man's hair.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/imagine}}	BBThis user wants you to imagine you're a woman.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/BlackBooks/bees}}	BBThis user ate all your bees.	Usage

IT Crowd Userboxes

Code	Result
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/jam}}	ITCThis user feels tossed away like yesterday's jam.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/cereal}}	ITCThis user feels the best breakfast is just Smarties in a bowl of milk.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/piracyads}}	ITCThis user feels these anti-piracy ads are getting really mean.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/mothladder}}	ITCThis user thinks a ladder to help moths escape the bath would be useful.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/nerd}}	ITCDieser Benutzer ist ein nerd.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/giddygoat}}	ITCThis user is a giddy goat	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/internet}}	ITCThis user knows if you type Google into Google you can break the Internet!	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/ram}}	ITCThis user knows memory is RAM!	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/ethical}}	ITCThis user is in an ethical pickle.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/peterfile}}	ITCThis user's name is Peter File.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/hismilk}}	ITCThis user came here to drink milk and kick ass and he's just finished his milk.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/hermilk}}	ITCThis user came here to drink milk and kick ass and she's just finished her milk.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/hiswikimilk}}	ITCThis user came here to drink milk and edit Wikipedia and he's just finished his milk.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/herwikimilk}}	ITCThis user came here to drink milk and edit Wikipedia and she's just finished her milk.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/weird}}	ITCThis user wants to go back to being weird. He liked being weird. Weird's all he has. That and his sweet style	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/weirdf}}	ITCThis user wants to go back to being weird. She liked being weird. Weird's all she has. That and her sweet style	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/flip}}	ITCThis user wonders what the flip you're looking at?	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/exercise}}	ITCThe last time this user exercised was: never.	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/joke}}	ITCThis user wonders if you think this is some kind of motherflipping joke?	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/dessert}}	ITCThis user wonders whether it would blow everyone's minds if he ate dessert first?	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/dessertf}}	ITCThis user wonders whether it would blow everyone's minds if she ate dessert first?	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/display}}	ITCThis user wants to know if you saw that ludicrous display last night?	Usage

<br|2> The next two are to be placed one above the other.

Code	Result
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/glasses}}	ITCThis user's glasses are not for sale	Usage
{{User:TheTallSomething/userboxes/ITCrowd/glasseslaugh}}	ITCLaugh all you want, they're not for sale.	Usage