Nicholas Mario Teets
Biographical information: Nicholas Mario Teets was born on June 13, 1984, in Lorain, Ohio. He moved to Amherst, Ohio in 1984, where he went to school for 14 years, including an infamous stint in “Extended First Grade” (i.e. he failed kindergarten). During school, Nicholas participated in cross-country, track, wrestling, science Olympiad (dork), academic team (dork), and numerous other extracurricular activities.
Upon graduating high school, Nicholas enrolled at Miami University to major in zoology and minor in mathematics. At Miami, Nicholas has touched countless individuals with his wit, charm, skill, and humility. His friends, of whom there are too many to count, affectionately call him “Teets.”
What Nick likes: Science, Ultimate Frisbee, guitar, running, all (men’s) sports except hockey, classic rock, being outside, not being inside, Gatorade.
What Nick dislikes: Humanities, socialism, communism, all “isms,” France, Facebook, arrogance, spending money, losing.