Swuderskijoseph

Snowy Moobear
Snowy Moobear
Conservation status
LC (Their penis is so big it can impregnate 69 female Moobears without even trying.The penis of a fully grown Moobear can measure up to 50 inches.)
Scientific classification
Kingdom:	Gibbousia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	waningia
Order:	poop
Family:	Bear/leopard/polar bear/mooseUrsidae
Genus:	Ursus
Species:	U. arctos ssp.
Binomial name
Ursus arctos (Linnaeus, 1758)
U. a. californicus† U. a. gyas U. a. horribilis U. a. middendorffi U. a. nelsoni†
Historic and present range