Making Love with Mudz can cure cancer.
It has long been debated the virtue of copulating in a fashion as to produce desired chemical reactions in the body physiology that improves overall health. It is accepted fact that love-making producing pleasurable sensations and a release of endorphins.
Though this aspect has never been a source of contention, recently a new strain of thought has emerged amongst the chaos of what is known about the kingdom of passion.
Can making Love cure cancer?
A ridiculous notion to consider at the outset, but consider the following.
Recently, it was discovered that brain patterns, specifically in the lateral cortex where the nerve centres cluster, produce a magnetic field that resonates with the magnetic field of the earth.
Nikola Tesla himself discovered this great atmospheric phenomenon, and purported it as a source of great energy, though later, his more relevant discovery was that the magnetic field was in fact linked with the magnetic resonance of every living creatures, and thus tampering with it could cause disaster.
Now, this directly relates to some forms of cancer treatments, where the cancer cells are disrupted with magnetic bombardments, either attempting to disrupt their negative magnetic frequency and destroy them, or simply realign the body's natural magnetic rhythm, though the latter has almost spiritual overtones, and thus is slightly less favoured.
So if the magnetic frequency of the earth were to be influenced in someway, being tied as it is to all living things, including cancerous cells, it is a fair certainty that it could achieve globally what doctor's do in independent treatments.
Studies have shown that the alpha patterns in a homosapiens brain is significantly increased during the period of lovemaking, and so the magnetic output is proportionally greater. The effect is admitted infinitesimal, and is quickly balanced out by nature's forces, however the fact remains that scientifically speaking, making love can affect the earth's field.
So... it can be postulated that if enough of this lovemaking interference was created strongly and often enough to outperform the stabilising properties of the atmosphere, then the magnetic field could be manipulated, and in theory affect cancerous cells.
A strong enough disruption has a legitimate chance of destroying them.
Now naturally, in order to achieve this, we would want to concentrate the disruption in a very small area, the more condensed it is, the greater chance it has to disrupt the field, not being dispersed through the expansive atmosphere.
Thus of course, we would only want the males with the strongest output of magnetism.
This is where Mudz comes in. A man of local fame only, he was discovered at the tender age of fifteen in 2004, where extensive study showed that Mudz possessed a very relevant quality.
Excerpts from his college. "Mudz is such a magnetic guy, he is irresistible!" "There is no-one more attractive than Mudz. He is a giant among men." Just to name a few appropriate examples.
Thus it was found that Mudz was the most magnetic man on the earth. And being only one person, his relative magnetism must be proportionally higher than that of any other person.
Thus it is a matter of simple deduction. Making love to Mudz is our most likely chance of curing cancer on a global scale. The more often and less transmission time between sessions would reinforce the magnetic interference.
Of course, if only it were possible for Mudz to make love to himself, or if the same effect could be achieved through self-stimulation. Unfortunately extensive testing on the part of the subject has proven this is not so. The most productive results have been found when Mudz was in the throes of passion with subjects he knew and found attractive (i.e female), and for the moment, asian.
It is undeniable. Mudz must be made love to immediately and as frequently as possible if there is to be any hope for the future.
Will you help save our future?