NOTICE: I designed this user page like 4 years ago (view history). 
Not all the information on this page is guaranteed to be true or reflective of my personality 
(hint: it's not nearly as hyperactive).



Hi, I'm a monopoly.

I like music. A lot. I'm a corps/marching band junkie. I am an inclusionist (http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wiki_is_not_paper).

USERBOXES CRAP:
GRAMMAR OPINIONS:

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
(s)he This user supports parallel usage.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
which
that
This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
A, B, and
A and B
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
"...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."
;This user is addicted to semicolons; he uses them frequently.
USThis user uses American English.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
Actually, the Internet is serious business.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
This user knows Who's on First.
This user is a humanist.
atheosThis user is an atheist.
This user swears by Science that he is an atheist.
GoogleThis user believes in googlism
This user understands biological evolution.
This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.
This user can't wait to get to heaven to see the stripper factories and beer volcanoes.ʰ
EACThis user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!
CthulhuThis user is interested in the Great Old One.
This user believes that Santa
is a misspelling of Satan.
♂This user is male.
This user is straight.
This user supports gender equality.
This user is straight
but not narrow.
This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
This user is attracted to red hair.
This user wishes he or she had a significant other.
This user is single.
This user is monoamorous and expects his or her partner to be likewise.
heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.
This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!
hs
This user is a high school student.
This user's favorite subject is Music.
APThis user has obtained a 4 on the Advanced Placement European History examination.